maurey

an anal q-tip, you know one of those scrawny mothafuckas with them curlies up top

the homosexual giant was fortunate to pick up a maurey out of the crowd. next time he won't go to taco bell unless he's got a spare maurey on him.

by HJM April 9, 2008

The Maurey Povich

When having sex with a girl doggystyle you start yelling "WHOS THE DAD, WHOS THE DAD, WHOS THE DAD!?"

While banging this cougar, she begged for the Maurey Povich.

by Randellski October 27, 2008

mauren

An unique girl. Once you get to know her its really hard to forget about her :-) Shes honest, beautiful in every way and a really good friend, shes real and loyal and hard to get soo if you get at her dont let her go ;)

mauren, shes the kind of girl you wish you had ;*

by Anonymousyy August 8, 2012

Maureen

Maureen is all around an amazing person. She basically combines all the best traits a person could have. First off, she’s unbelievably kind and nice. I guarantee you will not meet anyone sweeter than Maureen. Second, she’s smart. She loves to read more than anything, and is happy to geek out with you about anything. Third, she’s beautiful. Maureen has the most amazing eyes I have ever seen, and the cutest smile of all time. Fourth, she has a super chill personality. Maureen gets along with pretty much everyone, and everyone gets along with her. Fifth, she’s super funny. Maureen can always get me to laugh with her puns, and sometimes even just looking at her can make me laugh with happiness. There are a bunch more things that make Maureen great, but these are my favorites. ❤️

Man, I’m so happy Maureen is my gf.

by Staceysmom63 July 18, 2018

Maury Dance

Celebration done on the Maury show when Maury says: you are NOT the father. May include running through the audience giving high fives and laughing at the girl that was 5000% positive he was the father to their baby.

When Tyrone found out he wasn't the father of Lakita's 7 month old baby, he did the Maury Dance while Lakita's ran back stage crying hysterically and screaming in agony.

by utubefnatic November 13, 2007

Maureen

Maureen is a special girl who will always hold near and dear to my heart from 3 years ago to forever. You’re my super girl you’re my everything and you made life great, one day you will stumble on your name in urban dictionary and see this message from me.

JM

Maureen is a very great girl to love

by Athenam8 January 28, 2020

Maury

Show that consists of generally skanky women looking to test the 20th man they've had sex with, and assure everyone that they are 110% sure that it is INDEED that 20th man who fathered their 4th baby, only to run backstage screaming when it isn't.

Maury: Alright I'm here once again with Barbara, who is back for the 20th time to test who she thinks is the father of her baby!
Barbara: Maury, I am 110% sure that this man Chris is the father of my baby!
Maury: Well the results are in...For 3 month old baby Earl, Chris, you ARE NOT the father...
Woman: WHAT?! WHAT?! AHHHH BOOO HOOOO!! *runs backstage*

by Daniel.Druff January 18, 2008