An unique girl. Once you get to know her its really hard to forget about her :-) Shes honest, beautiful in every way and a really good friend, shes real and loyal and hard to get soo if you get at her dont let her go ;)
Maureen is all around an amazing person. She basically combines all the best traits a person could have. First off, she’s unbelievably kind and nice. I guarantee you will not meet anyone sweeter than Maureen. Second, she’s smart. She loves to read more than anything, and is happy to geek out with you about anything. Third, she’s beautiful. Maureen has the most amazing eyes I have ever seen, and the cutest smile of all time. Fourth, she has a super chill personality. Maureen gets along with pretty much everyone, and everyone gets along with her. Fifth, she’s super funny. Maureen can always get me to laugh with her puns, and sometimes even just looking at her can make me laugh with happiness. There are a bunch more things that make Maureen great, but these are my favorites. ❤️
Celebration done on the Maury show when Maury says: you are NOT the father. May include running through the audience giving high fives and laughing at the girl that was 5000% positive he was the father to their baby.
When Tyrone found out he wasn't the father of Lakita's 7 month old baby, he did the Maury Dance while Lakita's ran back stage crying hysterically and screaming in agony.
Maureen is a special girl who will always hold near and dear to my heart from 3 years ago to forever. You’re my super girl you’re my everything and you made life great, one day you will stumble on your name in urban dictionary and see this message from me.
Show that consists of generally skanky women looking to test the 20th man they've had sex with, and assure everyone that they are 110% sure that it is INDEED that 20th man who fathered their 4th baby, only to run backstage screaming when it isn't.
Maury: Alright I'm here once again with Barbara, who is back for the 20th time to test who she thinks is the father of her baby!
Barbara: Maury, I am 110% sure that this man Chris is the father of my baby!
Maury: Well the results are in...For 3 month old baby Earl, Chris, you ARE NOT the father...
Woman: WHAT?! WHAT?! AHHHH BOOO HOOOO!! *runs backstage*
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.