by Akoua-san June 21, 2007
A talk show, hosted by Maury Povich, which usually focuses on fat woman who cheated on their lovers with their own brothers, and they're not sure if their babies are theirs.
by Maybelline February 19, 2006
A show that shows on Channel 11 from 9:00 to 11:00. This show is mostly about people trying to find they're baby's daddy. Most of the time, these are Black people or very obese white people. If they aren't busy harrasing people about their whoreness and taking lie detector tests, they:
-Dress men and women in lingerie and make the audience guess if they're men or women.
-Take a look at out of control teenager whores and send them to jail for a day where they break down and cry liek some pansy bitches.
-Make people confess secrets to their famiy members (i.e.: I burned down your house when I was 5 years old,I had sex with your boyfriend and I think (insert baby's name here) may be his,I am a prostitute and I am 10 weeks pregnant.).
It's a pretty enjoyable show.
-Dress men and women in lingerie and make the audience guess if they're men or women.
-Take a look at out of control teenager whores and send them to jail for a day where they break down and cry liek some pansy bitches.
-Make people confess secrets to their famiy members (i.e.: I burned down your house when I was 5 years old,I had sex with your boyfriend and I think (insert baby's name here) may be his,I am a prostitute and I am 10 weeks pregnant.).
It's a pretty enjoyable show.
Shaquaidah: Hey Misha, you ain't got no school today, whatchu gonna do?
Misha: I mite watch Maury and then go out and get some Chinese Food.
Misha: I mite watch Maury and then go out and get some Chinese Food.
by Brooklyn We Go Hard We GO HArd February 18, 2009
a show closely related to jerry springer except without the fat whores beating ppl down and he actually tries to help the people.
by fat bastard February 15, 2005
the only show other than jerry springer that shows that WHITE women are such hoes skanks and sluts they are the most common people on the maury povich show nd seem to be the most common people who have prostituting daughters
Maury:when it comes it to 18yr old thomas domo u r not the father
women:*runs backstage*
man:*cranks dat michael jackson hee hee*
women:*runs backstage*
man:*cranks dat michael jackson hee hee*
by KDY CHiC July 11, 2008
by idekdog December 29, 2018
Show that consists of generally skanky women looking to test the 20th man they've had sex with, and assure everyone that they are 110% sure that it is INDEED that 20th man who fathered their 4th baby, only to run backstage screaming when it isn't.
Maury: Alright I'm here once again with Barbara, who is back for the 20th time to test who she thinks is the father of her baby!
Barbara: Maury, I am 110% sure that this man Chris is the father of my baby!
Maury: Well the results are in...For 3 month old baby Earl, Chris, you ARE NOT the father...
Woman: WHAT?! WHAT?! AHHHH BOOO HOOOO!! *runs backstage*
Barbara: Maury, I am 110% sure that this man Chris is the father of my baby!
Maury: Well the results are in...For 3 month old baby Earl, Chris, you ARE NOT the father...
Woman: WHAT?! WHAT?! AHHHH BOOO HOOOO!! *runs backstage*
by Daniel.Druff January 18, 2008