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A fat ass douche bag who is often found in the boys bathroom giving blowjobs for 50 cents each
Yo man did you see that Matzura in the bathroom
Matzura by Awesome guy 4496 March 6, 2010
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Maizura is beautiful girl and she like to drink tea ice and like to watch movies. She is a very competitive person. She can be normal girl who goes goofy with guys but can be so shy around her crush. Sometimes she is a blur person. She easily fallen to handsome guy, anywhere anytime. Although she got that pretty face, but her love is alqays one-sided. She will talk alot with someone she comfortable with, only with someone she close too. She is a person who like to find fault at someone. She can keep a grudge for quite a time. She is a playgirl, but she had never fell in love. Guess you should try her if you are rich handsome and smart. Her taste is brilliant guy but she can be very picky.
How maizura you are
maizura by Onama January 4, 2018
Divine, sweet and angel-like.

She's the girl who you'd see once on a vacation and never forget about.
She's the girl who would give you everything you wanted and more because of her generous heart. The girl you would trust in a heartbeat. The girl you would confide in and is always there willing to help you. The girl who's the source of many people's happiness with her pretty smile. Her smile, it could light up the darkest of places. It could warm your heart instantly.

She's the girl who deserves the world but just settles with the oceans.
"I wish Mathura was here right now, she'd know how to brighten this place up!"
Mathura by m87251126 December 24, 2020

mathura-jeffree 

doing a ' mathura-jeffree' known in New Zealand for someone who is the 'star' of a show or stands out from the crowd with effortless ease. Refers to the New Zealand model, actor and television presenter Colin Mathura-Jeffree.
we were all on television, smiling and answering questions and he just stood there, all eyes focused on him, doing a right Mathura-Jeffree grabbing all the attention with his clothes and hair!
mathura-jeffree by Joannalexus December 25, 2009

beard maturation

When a man's beard starts to spread to new and different territory over the course of his life.
beard maturation

son: pa, I didn't shave for three days, and now my stubble's gone further up my cheeks.

pa: son, I'm darn proud of ya. You are becoming a man!

pa: now git the Norelco!

mattural disaster 

A man made disaster as opposed to a natural disaster.
Did you see that Dodge truck cause a ten car pile up? What a mattural disaster!
Natural maturity or being mature in a natural way
Experience is a matural teacher.
matural by Hercolena Oliver April 3, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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