Matzura

A fat ass douche bag who is often found in the boys bathroom giving blowjobs for 50 cents each

Yo man did you see that Matzura in the bathroom

by Awesome guy 4496 March 6, 2010

maizura

Maizura is beautiful girl and she like to drink tea ice and like to watch movies. She is a very competitive person. She can be normal girl who goes goofy with guys but can be so shy around her crush. Sometimes she is a blur person. She easily fallen to handsome guy, anywhere anytime. Although she got that pretty face, but her love is alqays one-sided. She will talk alot with someone she comfortable with, only with someone she close too. She is a person who like to find fault at someone. She can keep a grudge for quite a time. She is a playgirl, but she had never fell in love. Guess you should try her if you are rich handsome and smart. Her taste is brilliant guy but she can be very picky.

How maizura you are

by Onama January 4, 2018

Mathura

Divine, sweet and angel-like.

She's the girl who you'd see once on a vacation and never forget about.
She's the girl who would give you everything you wanted and more because of her generous heart. The girl you would trust in a heartbeat. The girl you would confide in and is always there willing to help you. The girl who's the source of many people's happiness with her pretty smile. Her smile, it could light up the darkest of places. It could warm your heart instantly.

She's the girl who deserves the world but just settles with the oceans.

"I wish Mathura was here right now, she'd know how to brighten this place up!"

by m87251126 December 24, 2020

mathura-jeffree

doing a ' mathura-jeffree' known in New Zealand for someone who is the 'star' of a show or stands out from the crowd with effortless ease. Refers to the New Zealand model, actor and television presenter Colin Mathura-Jeffree.

we were all on television, smiling and answering questions and he just stood there, all eyes focused on him, doing a right Mathura-Jeffree grabbing all the attention with his clothes and hair!

by Joannalexus December 25, 2009

beard maturation

When a man's beard starts to spread to new and different territory over the course of his life.

beard maturation

son: pa, I didn't shave for three days, and now my stubble's gone further up my cheeks.

pa: son, I'm darn proud of ya. You are becoming a man!

pa: now git the Norelco!

by someonefromearth January 1, 2010

mattural disaster

A man made disaster as opposed to a natural disaster.

Did you see that Dodge truck cause a ten car pile up? What a mattural disaster!

by Ministry of Mattural Resources April 27, 2010

matural

Natural maturity or being mature in a natural way

Experience is a matural teacher.

by Hercolena Oliver April 3, 2009