matural
Experience is a matural teacher.
matural by Hercolena Oliver April 3, 2009
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Maturdal pride
Being incredibly proud and protective of one's turd. Usually a keepable sized brown trout. Sometimes it's necessary to pixt it to a close male friend or relative.
Why is there a huge fucking shit in the toilet?
It's Barrett's. He too full of maturdal pride to flush it yet.
It's Barrett's. He too full of maturdal pride to flush it yet.
Maturdal pride by The Righteous Huntster Co. October 10, 2010
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beard maturation
beard maturation
son: pa, I didn't shave for three days, and now my stubble's gone further up my cheeks.
pa: son, I'm darn proud of ya. You are becoming a man!
pa: now git the Norelco!
son: pa, I didn't shave for three days, and now my stubble's gone further up my cheeks.
pa: son, I'm darn proud of ya. You are becoming a man!
pa: now git the Norelco!
beard maturation by someonefromearth January 1, 2010
maturlescent
The kids love spending time with their Auntie. Her maturlescent attitude makes her fun and responsible.
maturlescent by Mistress Scarlett June 13, 2018
maturtle
n. a mature person who acts immature. The person wears an immaturity shell to hide their true personality, either out of insecurity or detest of other mature persons. This immature shell protects the secretly mature person from responsibility and from the company of dull people.
Emily was shocked to discover that her boyfriend was intelligent and responsible, even though he acted foolish the majority of the time. It became apparent that under his jackass shell, he was a maturtle.
maturtle by Emigoodish July 1, 2011
mattural disaster
mattural disaster by Ministry of Mattural Resources April 27, 2010
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