Matt H. 

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One who recieves immense attention from teenaged girls, all of whom are extremely sexy, except Kayla, she is NOT sexy and her attention is extremely unwanted.

Also, one who has the respect of many and all, those who do not pay respect, are then banished from the land.

"Look Mr.President, there goes Matt H. you had better run to him and kiss his feet, if you don't thou shalt be banished."

Matt H. by MattFan July 16, 2008

Matt Helders 

Drummer for English indie-rock band Arctic Monkeys; agile beast; drummer extraordinaire; rhythm panther; Diddy companion; stylish-motherfucker

To be undeniably skilled or talented at something

He's good but he's no "Matt Helders"

I'm about to go "Matt Helders" on this kit

Matt Helders by xxJo November 30, 2011

Matt Howe 

A fictional character from the movie, "When Gangsters Preach." (1984)

A gangster of some sort. He lays low in the hoods of Newfields smokin' blunts, smashin' hookers, and trolllin' facebook. If you fuck with Matt Howe, you get blasted. If you are approached by Matt Howe, proceed with caution.

Yooo dude!! I was just roaming the backroads of Newfields and I saw Matt Howe!! HE WAS CLAPPIN' NIGGAS!

Matt Howe by Brian Swaine November 14, 2011

matt hancock 

Making a terribly poor decision, backtracking and then pretending it never happened.

"He really matt hancocked that"

matt hancock by idonthatepoorpeople January 13, 2021

Broken Matt Hardy 

Matt Hardy's personality after Jeff Hardy put him in the hospital. Speaks with an English accent, refers to people by their middle names, has premonitions, and deletes people from existence. Broken Matt also likes to bite TNA fans and has turned his brother Jeff into an Obsolete Mule, now known as Brother Nero. Broken Matt also has a gardener named Senor Benjamin who specializes in preparing the battlefield for massacre, a drone named Vangaurd 1 who commands Matt's fleet of assault drones and a Dilapidated Boat named Skasguard who saved Matt's life from a Brother Nero attack.

Broken Matt Hardy, you are really weirding me out right now.

Broken Matt Hardy by XMC7991 August 26, 2016

Matt Healy 

Matt Healy- is the only person who can beat Chuck Norris in anything he trys.
Last person to impersonate Matt Healy hid in a cave for 3 days.

Matt Healy can wheely on a unicycle.
Matt Healy not only has counted to infinity he has also divided by zero TWICE.

Matt Healy by Joe Granola October 11, 2009

Matt Hargreaves

A narcissistic boy who is trying and who's catchphrase is "Not the face" and who lives with 3 other guys and who is scared of everything unless it's a mirror

Love OP&JC

P1: Man that guy is such a Matt Hargreaves.

P2: what do you mean?
P1: he's a narcissist who lives with in a flat with 3 others and who loves mirrors.
P2: oh okay then.

Matt Hargreaves by OP&JC October 13, 2018