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he is a brown hair and brown eyed nice person and if you mess with his friends he will destroy you, he will be there for you when you really need it, he is always there to help, and if you break his heart its your funeral.
"hey Matrim i have been crying lately"
"okay who do i need to kill and why"
by shototodoroki25 May 14, 2020
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Bondage Matrimony

Bondage Matrimony is the ceremony conducted to unite a Bondage Partnership by with at least 2 individuals (referred to as Bubby & Bifey - Please see Bifey & Bubby definitions by Bifey’s Voice) through a Bondage Matrimony or also known as a Barriage Ceremony. This Bondage unification process can never be ended with a divorce and this partnership is for a lifetime or multiple lifetimes (Please see: Soulmates) in forever lasting love. (Please see: Barriage).

If you feel that: Marriage = Divorce

In a Barriage or Bondage Partnership... Well there is NO Divorce after a Bondage Matrimony (Also known as: Barriage Ceremony) has been completed.

A Barriage is important process to conduct if you have been divorced at least once and you feel that marriage = divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you & your partner (Bubby &/or Bifey) chooses to have a “Bondage Matrimony” then there is NO Divorce options available (Also Known as: Barriage Ceremony).

The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:

(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage. Bubby is short for Bondage Hubby & a Bifey which is short for Bondage Wifey.

The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following:

Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:

(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby & Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>:

(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey

(Please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey.)
Bill & Amanda had their Bondage Matrimony on November 28th 2015.

Their Bondage Matrimony was absolutely beautiful and we had a ton of attending the ceremony!
by Bifey’s Voice July 13, 2020
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mathimathz

the dominant undying love of two mathletes, affection cannot get any closer than that.
serves as proof of newton's third law, as for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction which is a telling sign that the relationship is going to be together forever and can easily be commemorated.

hints of mathimathz often show up when one calls the other with a nickname ending in -ie (i.e. "cutie")
A: Yo wassup did you hear about mathimathz?
B: Uh naw wtf is that? Another one of those math competitions?
A: Breh are you serious? Do you just live under a rock? Everyone knows that Kevin and Hanna are each others' "cornie" and "kevie", and nothing in the universe will ever stop their unconquerable mathimathz, aren't they just sooooo cute?
B: Omg that sounds so adorable!
by mathicorn February 19, 2021
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matrix

a term describing a controlled environment or situation in which people act or behave in ways that conform to roles pre-determined by a powerful person(s) who decides how the world is supposed to function.

Living on or within a matrix may also be referred to as "on the grid", with greater flexibility and choice available to those who venture off-the-grid.
After years of living a boring life, working 9-to-5 on the East Coast matrix, he relocated to Portland, Oregon, where he traded his car for a bicycle and started earning a living with his acoustic guitar.
by D.S. Credito March 12, 2015
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Metrimaphobia

The fear of tape measures, metrima being the greek word for measuring
1) Kelsey has metrimaphobia, she can not be near tape measure

2) I heard the superintendent has metrimaphobia, that is why he is always in the office.
by Reggiegear August 2, 2021
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Escape the matrix

We need to escape the matrix stop the 9-5 jobs stop controlment. be yourself
by saussahe November 14, 2022
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Matrix Juice

Y’all drinking Matrix Juice?
Dead conio want some Matrix Juice.
by R0nlt690 December 31, 2020
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