Matieis

A sexy hot guy with a fat long cock, handsome. Oh and did I tell you his cock is huge? He’s lovable funny and social.

Matieis fucked me so good last night.
No way ur so lucky!!!

by Thicc boo August 19, 2021

marshmallow maties

yummy kind of cereal with marshmallows in unusual pirate shapes

those marshmallow maties sure look delicious

by lauren March 23, 2004

Matteis

Matteis is a pretty chill guy. He’s always got loads of bitches on the go, but rumour has it that it’s all thanks to his sexy porn-stache and astounding height of 5’4”. You’ll probably catch him long boarding on an adventure to a local restaurant to surprise a friend. If you have a Matteis, you should keep them. They’re rare and always a great time.

Who’s that sexy beast over there?!
Oh that’s Matteis. Better hold on to your girl cause he’ll swoop her off her feet.

by libbysnoot September 2, 2020

Matveism

The antonym of boucherism.
Matveism is a case of revolutionary thinking, mostly provoked by teachers talking shit they don't know.

Person 1-youre a fake Russian
Person 2-no, you just can't pronounce Russian terms
Person Noah-dats gay
Person 3-thats a clear case of matveism

by Aoka sama!! May 29, 2019

Matheist

A person who does not believe in Mathematics, or Maths.

I can't be bothered dong my Math Homework. I'm a Matheist, I don't believe that shit.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg December 7, 2010

Matteis

Matteis is 6’4” and has an outstandingly large dick.

Matteis is so sexy, look at how big his cock is😃

by libbysnoot September 2, 2020

Mateisha

Finds happiness in giving even at those times when she cant actually afford to give. The type of girl who wears a smile like its an everyday accessory. She puts on a cover despite how hurt she could be feeling just so people don't feel awkward around her She'd rather make people happy nevermind the fact that she might be feeling like crap. Has the biggest heart, don't hold back from going to Mateisha and asking her for advise, you'd be amazed at how knowledge filled this girl can be, at times she might seem like this crazy bubbly girl but behind all the fun and games she has words of wisdom and encouragement boxed up ready to be given and received free of charge. Has gone through turmoil grounds countless times yet remains stronger then the situations have tried to make her be. Stands her ground for the ones she loves and no matter how many times she gets run over by the ones closest, she loves them all the more. Incapable of taking compliments, in one ear and out the other, so throw them at the girl until she realizes how much of a gift she is. Has had her share of mistakes but don't judge her for what you knew,infact judge her and your judging the one person who will never EVER look down on you for anything you're done/doing wrong. Holds a little swag,do's it like a dude, walks it like a bratha, cranks it like a souljah boy, but treat her any less then a woman, caps you like a BOSS. Very very very STUBBORN. her definiton is endless i dare you

Mateisha is so fly right now

Have you got a Mateisha?

by busttamove August 2, 2012