Matteis 

Matteis is a pretty chill guy. He’s always got loads of bitches on the go, but rumour has it that it’s all thanks to his sexy porn-stache and astounding height of 5’4”. You’ll probably catch him long boarding on an adventure to a local restaurant to surprise a friend. If you have a Matteis, you should keep them. They’re rare and always a great time.

Who’s that sexy beast over there?!
Oh that’s Matteis. Better hold on to your girl cause he’ll swoop her off her feet.

Matteis by libbysnoot September 2, 2020

Matteis 

Matteis is 6’4” and has an outstandingly large dick.

Matteis is so sexy, look at how big his cock is😃

Matteis by libbysnoot September 2, 2020

Nothing matters anymore. 

Nothing matters anymore — The obvious nihilistic statement that will ultimately define the Post Truth Trump Era. With a growing ability to use Artificial Intelligence to both creates images and voices, subjective reality will be easily questioned driving further riffs in American culture. We have moved from the “Everybody Gets a Trophy Era” into “The All Opinions are Equal Era”. Gods help us all.

Using “ Nothing matters anymore.” In a sentence:

In the post truth World postulated by both Kellyanne “Alternative Facts” Conway; and, Rudi “Truth Isn’t Truth” Giuliani nothing matters anymore — especially nihilism. And I’m looking at you Fox News.

Nothing matters anymore. by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 9, 2023

It matters not, what you've done, but what you do with what you've done... for others 

A quote from Noah Centineo at the People’s Choice Awards 2019. No one quite understands what he meant, and it has become a joke.

“It matters not, what you've done, but what you do with what you've done... for others“-Noah Centineo 2019

It matters not, what you've done, but what you do with what you've done... for others by nopebye November 13, 2019

Mattison 

A Mattison is a gorgeous, tall, beautiful goddess, who makes the people around her wish that they could be her. She is the kindest and sweetest person you’ll ever meet in your entire life. Dating a Matti is like dating an angel who has fallen from the sky and their only purpose is to be the greatest and most perfect person you could think of. She is very caring and love music and catching up with old friends. She reminisces in life and has a thoughtful outlook on like. Matti is the type of person that you always want to be around and being the boyfriend of a Matti will send shivers down your spine from her beauty.

Mattison is such a cutie

Mattison by NateFoster64 September 22, 2019

country matters 

old slang term for sexual relations.

I write separately only because it would be a shame to not quote Shakespeare on this one.

Hamlet: Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
Ophelia: No, my lord.
Hamlet: I mean my head upon your lap.
Ophelia: Aye, my lord.
Hamlet: Or did you think I meant country matters?
Ophelia: I think nothing, my lord.
Hamlet: That's a fair thought, to lie between maid's legs.

country matters by [e-mail] February 22, 2009

Mad Dog Mattis 

US Marine Corp General, the only man that Chuck Norris calls SIR.

Chuck Norris, never heard of her, don't make me go Mad Dog Mattison on your ass “I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.”

Mad Dog Mattis by nothing is real June 6, 2016