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Mathsterbate 

Sophia helped Luke mathsterbate, then swallowed his cumulative frequency
Mathsterbate by Tom and Sarah July 28, 2008

Methsturbate 

The act of masturbating while high on methamphetamine.
Methsturbate — the act of beating meat for hours, or even days on end while zapped, zoinked, and zooted.

Meisterbater 

A Meisterbater is an expert at jerking off other guys.
Christian is an accomplished Meisterbater!
Meisterbater by eda-skip October 7, 2021

methterbate 

the act of masterbating for an extroidenarily long period of time while high on crystal meth, as if "stuck" on the awesome sensations &/or fixated on orgasming, i.e. "busting a nut"
John methterbated for 13 hours one night, so much so he disloacted his shoulder & wore his ass hole out around hour 9 & kept going at it until he finally let himself "nut" at hour 13.
methterbate by TravisBigAl April 12, 2011

Mathsterbate 

Sophia helped Luke mathsterbate, then swallowed his cummulative frequency

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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