methsterbater

A meth user that jacks off constantly while high.

Nobody wants to touch a methsterbater's phone because you know where those hands have been.

by jonnycripp420 November 25, 2025

Mathsterbate

To require kleenex after mathematical gratification

Sophia helped Luke mathsterbate, then swallowed his cumulative frequency

by Tom and Sarah July 28, 2008

Methsturbate

The act of masturbating while high on methamphetamine.

Methsturbate — the act of beating meat for hours, or even days on end while zapped, zoinked, and zooted.

by Dr. Numbutt Sphincterstein May 16, 2019

Meisterbater

A Meisterbater is an expert at jerking off other guys.

Christian is an accomplished Meisterbater!

by eda-skip October 7, 2021

methterbate

the act of masterbating for an extroidenarily long period of time while high on crystal meth, as if "stuck" on the awesome sensations &/or fixated on orgasming, i.e. "busting a nut"

John methterbated for 13 hours one night, so much so he disloacted his shoulder & wore his ass hole out around hour 9 & kept going at it until he finally let himself "nut" at hour 13.

by TravisBigAl April 12, 2011

Mathsterbate

To require kleenex after mathematical gratification

Sophia helped Luke mathsterbate, then swallowed his cummulative frequency

by Tom and Sarah May 30, 2006