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methsterbater

A meth user that jacks off constantly while high.
Nobody wants to touch a methsterbater's phone because you know where those hands have been.
methsterbater by jonnycripp420 November 25, 2025
Words you can keep

Mathsterbate 

Sophia helped Luke mathsterbate, then swallowed his cumulative frequency
Mathsterbate by Tom and Sarah July 28, 2008

Methsturbate 

The act of masturbating while high on methamphetamine.
Methsturbate — the act of beating meat for hours, or even days on end while zapped, zoinked, and zooted.

Meisterbater 

A Meisterbater is an expert at jerking off other guys.
Christian is an accomplished Meisterbater!
Meisterbater by eda-skip October 7, 2021

methterbate 

the act of masterbating for an extroidenarily long period of time while high on crystal meth, as if "stuck" on the awesome sensations &/or fixated on orgasming, i.e. "busting a nut"
John methterbated for 13 hours one night, so much so he disloacted his shoulder & wore his ass hole out around hour 9 & kept going at it until he finally let himself "nut" at hour 13.
methterbate by TravisBigAl April 12, 2011

Mathsterbate 

Sophia helped Luke mathsterbate, then swallowed his cummulative frequency
Mathsterbate by Tom and Sarah May 30, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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