methsterbater

A meth user that jacks off constantly while high.

Nobody wants to touch a methsterbater's phone because you know where those hands have been.

methsterbater by jonnycripp420 November 25, 2025

Mathsterbate 

To require kleenex after mathematical gratification

Sophia helped Luke mathsterbate, then swallowed his cumulative frequency

Mathsterbate by Tom and Sarah July 28, 2008

Methsturbate 

The act of masturbating while high on methamphetamine.

Methsturbate — the act of beating meat for hours, or even days on end while zapped, zoinked, and zooted.

Methsturbate by Dr. Numbutt Sphincterstein May 16, 2019

Meisterbater 

A Meisterbater is an expert at jerking off other guys.

Christian is an accomplished Meisterbater!

Meisterbater by eda-skip October 7, 2021

methterbate 

the act of masterbating for an extroidenarily long period of time while high on crystal meth, as if "stuck" on the awesome sensations &/or fixated on orgasming, i.e. "busting a nut"

John methterbated for 13 hours one night, so much so he disloacted his shoulder & wore his ass hole out around hour 9 & kept going at it until he finally let himself "nut" at hour 13.

methterbate by TravisBigAl April 12, 2011

Mathsterbate 

To require kleenex after mathematical gratification

Sophia helped Luke mathsterbate, then swallowed his cummulative frequency

Mathsterbate by Tom and Sarah May 30, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019