Mathemortician

Someone highly skilled at counting dead people.

Get a mathemortician down here immediately; we need an accurate count of all these dead people.

by Adamconda June 14, 2020

mathematician

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

Asked for a testimony to the effect that Emmy Noether was a great woman mathematician, he said: I can testify that she is a great mathematician, but that she is a woman, I
cannot swear.

by G Gorkenheimer April 24, 2006

mathematician

Possibly, on average, the smartest people around since they can actually back up their knowledge with rigorous proof. Someone who specializes in pure or applied mathematics.

A mathematician is not happy until the proof is complete.

by algebrator July 30, 2009

Raw mathematician

A person who has natural abilities in mathematics. Not much practice is needed, learning comes easily. Test taking is not too hard.

"wow, my friend is such a good raw mathematician, she never studies for math tests and makes straight A's!!!

by Zsa zsa Gabor!!! January 21, 2010

pure mathematician

a person who studies abstract mathematical concepts, and will do literally anything to not study any real life application.

Person 1: I might major as a pure mathematician

Person 2: Why don't you do something more helpful, like an electrical engineer?

Person 1: I don't like society

by Claudette with Self Care April 29, 2022

mexican mathematician

a mexican that knows algebra

Jose drew a circle and its radius and was deemed a mexican mathematician.

by burrito_boy99 November 2, 2009

jailbait mathematician

A person who is an expert in determining the legal age of a person.

"She says she was born in '88. How old does that make her?"
"I don't know, go ask the jailbait mathematician."

by CMorales May 3, 2008