Materiitis

A social life threatening disorder characterized by being a douchebag and a tool. Many times you are very small, with a large ego and very few friends, and are very annoying around girls. There is no cure

Matt suffers from Materiitis because he tries to be cool around girls, even though they think your your annoying.

by Knighthawk1110 September 5, 2010

dialectical materialism

The Marxian interpretation of reality that views matter as the sole subject of change and all change as the product of a constant conflict between opposites arising from the internal contradictions inherent in all events, ideas, and movements.

The dialectic materialism between Bob and Alice, as manifested in their respective adherence to quintessential gender roles, became indisputably resolved as Bob skeeted all up on her face.

by tenova June 27, 2004

materialist

someone who thinks that nothing exists but physical matter.

someone who thinks that nothing exists but physical matter.

by materialist April 19, 2003

materialism

1. A philosophy that holds that everything that exists is made of matter. (see also metaphysical naturalism)

2. The belief that material wealth is the greatest good. (see also objectivism)

1. "It is not materialism that is the chief curse of the world, as pastors teach, but idealism. Men get into trouble by taking their visions and hallucinations too seriously." --H.L. Mencken

2. "It is preoccupation with possessions, more than anything else, that prevents us from living freely and nobly." --Thoreau

by spline December 25, 2007

materialistic

The act of caring more about THINGS than people; judging yourself and others on the cost of your stupid things.

She is so materialistic since she won the lotto!

by Cheyenne January 4, 2005

synthetic materialism

A framework of material reality as a manifestation of the irreversible nature of linear time

Posits linear time, material reality, and history as illusions or antitheses of Nietzsche's nihilism.

The synthesis of Karl Marx's dialectical materialism

Synthetic materialism argues that there is no history and by extension that there is no material reality.

Rather than material reality creating the illusion of a past, synthetic materialism argues that the past creates the illusion of material reality

by sandraxine December 15, 2017

Materialism

Devotion to material wealth (tangible objects) It is also a philosophy that states that all things, will eventually be explained by physical properties. Most Westerners are materialists. Which means they are bastards who crave material wealth and will go to no end to get more. See Capitalism Materialism will be the downfall of society.

|=|_|(|{ j00, you westerner, materialist bastard.

by Karl Marx October 14, 2004