Masturthon

The process of masturbating all day long, due to a lack of anything better to do, or because you are procrastinating.

I just got in a new porn and decided to go on a masturthon, twas a good day.

My wife went on a marathon today, which gave me the opportunity to have a masturthon in the den with my trusty companion lupradeena.

by Yardstick&RichyDick July 8, 2011

masturbathon

When you try to jerk off but are unable to reach orgasam for whatever reason, causeing you to jerk off for what seems to be an eternity yet is only 26.2 minutes

Dude, I went for a quick wank and that shit turned out to be a masterbathon.

by Ali T May 14, 2003

masturholidaying

Spending the holiday season all alone.

What are you doing on Xmas?

Nothing, I'll be masturholidaying.

by Colonel Zap December 8, 2010

masturbathon

Masturbating 26.2 times in a single day.

When I heard Todd was going to attempt a masturbathon, I bought stock in Kleenex.

by Billy November 14, 2002

equitorial masturbonce

A word that when you google it, Urban Dictionary comes up as the first result and it looks like it's an actual defined word but when you click on the link, it brings you to a page where you have to define it.

Bob: Hey Jerry, wanna know what equitorial masturbonce means?
Jerry: Shut the fuck up.

by Stoobinator December 6, 2015

Masterton

Small town in the Wairarapa, New Zealand.
Home to vultures and Wainuiomata rejects.
Home town of Ladyhawke, Top Town team, Jermaine Clement from Flight of the Concords, the odd mass murderer, and the legendary Golden Shears

Bro 1 "I wen't to a party in Masterton in the weekend"
Bro 2 "Eww did you get Aids?"
Bro 1 "Nah smoked free weed till dawn, was massive"
Bro 2 "True ya feend, hook me up"

by outthenorm November 10, 2009

masturbathon

A word of Greek origin meaning to masturbate and ejaculate approx. 26 times continuously without breaking.

The 'bathlete completed the Masturbathon in his personal best time, 2 hours 36 minutes 9 seconds.

by Dr. Oxford May 16, 2003