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Spending 

Yeah! That's it! It's not that I'm performing labor that OTHER PEOPLE are profiting from and being excluded from that profit... AND WORKING 2 PART TIME JOBS...
Hym "It's that I'm spending too much of my money on food I buy AT THE FUCKING JOBS. I CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY THE PRODUCTS MY JOB SELLS! That's on me! That's clearly ME! I guess I'll just have to tolerate it until YouTube fucking media pundit's rhetoric has an effect on politics maybe-hypothetically-possibley A FUCKING YEAR FROM NOW and EVERYONE ELSE'S LIVES ARE ALSO MADE EASIER and THEN... THEN... YOU will feell better about everyone else being better off regardless of what's going on with me... And that's all it's ever going to be."
Spending by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
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spending amnesia 

Trying to recall where and when you spent all your money normally when that said money is needed. Occurs because of bad spending habits and fucking awesome party nights.
"Dude, I'm so bad with money! It just disappears."

"You might have spending amnesia. I remember you lost at beer pong then hit the pubs with those trannys.'"
spending amnesia by whydee September 16, 2011
Word of the Day on September 17, 2011

spending the morning gold 

The first piss of the day.
I always begin my day by going to the toilet and spending the morning gold.

spending money 

The money you have left after you have paid all your bills for the month. This is money you can spend on whatever the hell you want or save towards something big.
Joe had no spending money left after paying for his girlfriend's shopping spree.
spending money by bigjohnson May 3, 2014

Spending Time In the Shower 

Even though he's seventeen, he's not spending time in the shower.

Spending Freeze 

Word used in political forums to play down the lack of ability to accomplish tasks and hide the facts from the public. Made popular by President Barack Obama.
Obama: "I'm initiating a spending freeze for the FY2012 budget."
Reporter: "Then why does the budget deficit increase by 400 b-b-b-b-billion dollars?"
Spending Freeze by Obamanidiot March 2, 2011

spending a third 

Nick was spending a third with Daisy.
spending a third by ireallydontknow12 September 21, 2013
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