masturtonin
when you take melatonin, wait 15-20 minutes then attempt to furiously masturbate and cum before falling asleep.
masturtonin by slobonmybob March 30, 2019
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masturboxing
A man who beatboxes while masturbating.
I was sitting in the bus the other day when I heard a guy behind me beatbox, so I turned around and saw that he also was masturbating. I was like... "WTF, MASTURBOXING?"
masturboxing by Sarahreen September 30, 2009
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Masturjoking
When one tells a joke only to please themselves. The masturjoker often intends to please a crowd with their joke, but ultimately fails, and is the only one laughing.
Adam: "Man Alex thinks he is really funny, masturjoking over there. No one gets his humor."
Jess: "Well you always tell him to try out his jokes on kids first!"
Alex *laughing* "Oh man I'm so funny!!"
Jess: "Well you always tell him to try out his jokes on kids first!"
Alex *laughing* "Oh man I'm so funny!!"
Masturjoking by Icebiker March 18, 2011
Masturbnine
John: Do you know where steve is?
Stan: I heard he was going to stay home and masturbnine
John: Oh no, I'll call the cleaner and start buying a new collection of socks.
Stan: I heard he was going to stay home and masturbnine
John: Oh no, I'll call the cleaner and start buying a new collection of socks.
Masturbnine by Menacing Sock Puppet April 28, 2010
mastersoning
mastersoning by Franksgizz March 27, 2015
Masturtating
Masturtating by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021
masterconing
Masterconing was with my misses last night and she caught me masturbate while Smoking a marijuana cone
masterconing by Aerosal Surgen September 12, 2022
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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