1. When you got to the bathroom with the intention of making love to yourself but end up taking the biggest dump since 9/11
by Seph Infinitium March 14, 2009

"Yo Anita Dump, do you hear the faint rhythmic slapping noise coming from the bathroom?"
"Yeah Hugh Janus, I was wondering what that noise was..."
**FART-PLOP-POOPNOISES**
"Ugh, I think Johnson is masturdbating again..."
"Yeah Hugh Janus, I was wondering what that noise was..."
**FART-PLOP-POOPNOISES**
"Ugh, I think Johnson is masturdbating again..."
by Shho13 April 19, 2014

by JackMalice November 07, 2010
