Masterwurm 

definition: King of all kings, king of your soul, king of the galaxy. He can do anything. He is the most powerfull being of all time.

species: wurm
fact: he can never die.

all hail Masterwurm

Masterwurm by pleh_potato April 24, 2020

MasterCrumble 

A slang for a sexy person

"Oh look at that MasterCrumble walking over there!"

MasterCrumble by Aceito October 3, 2016

MasterDumping

The act of jacking off while taking a shit

he's probally Masterdumping that sick bastard

MasterDumping by West G. July 2, 2011

masternormanbator 

A guy who appears normal, once you get him talking, he can go on and on about his masturbation habits.

He's quite good at spinning bullshit stories to appear like a mackdaddy, especially on his blog that nobody reads but the truth is, he's just another masternormanbator.

masternormanbator by Anita Bang September 24, 2007

masterburst

Also known as the one that got away. It is the act of eagle-eyeing a good fuck picture while beating your tube steak with no mercy. The big moment then arrives. You notice the first one out the gates is a long ball but your so caught up in the process of jerkin your gerkin that you loose track of where your gravy lands. While cleaning up your load you notice the homerun ball is gonna take the act of a bloodhound to find. This lost man juice is known as your masterburst.

Debbie: "Dammit Jim that the last time I walk barefooted in your room. The carpet has so many drink spill stiff spots."

Jim: "Those are my masterburst spots Debs..."

masterburst by bigpoppapantydroppa June 27, 2011

masterfurbix 

an epic person who is epic

Holy shit that person is totally masterfurbix!

masterfurbix by ben elliott June 22, 2008

masterwriter 

an app that when you enter a line, it will give you words that rhyme making it easy to make rap music but using it is frowned upon as it is not original

yeah your bars are hard but you use masterwriter

masterwriter by pazzatrix August 27, 2017