masterburst

Also known as the one that got away. It is the act of eagle-eyeing a good fuck picture while beating your tube steak with no mercy. The big moment then arrives. You notice the first one out the gates is a long ball but your so caught up in the process of jerkin your gerkin that you loose track of where your gravy lands. While cleaning up your load you notice the homerun ball is gonna take the act of a bloodhound to find. This lost man juice is known as your masterburst.

Debbie: "Dammit Jim that the last time I walk barefooted in your room. The carpet has so many drink spill stiff spots."

Jim: "Those are my masterburst spots Debs..."

masterburst by bigpoppapantydroppa June 27, 2011

Masterbeast 

To masterbeast is:

1) To play alone in a multiplayer game by yourself because your friends don't want to play with you.

or

2) To be a badass when the rest of your team is down and out.

1) Yesterday I was masterbeasting because you guys didn't want to play with me.

2) Damn all you fools suck, I had to masterbeast for us to get through the last round.

Masterbeast by THE ON3 November 2, 2011

Masterbaster 

Someone who is really good at using a turkey baster

Give me that turkey baster

Here, woah bro your a masterbaster

Masterbaster by CodeBlueCodeBlue November 8, 2019

MasterBlaster2000 

To insert one’s index and middle finger inside the vaginal canal of a woman and wiggle them around

Blonde : I’m horny
Asian : you want some of that Masterblaster2000?

MasterBlaster2000 by Asian Masterblaster2000 April 21, 2022

Masterbeast 

A causer of profuse masturbation. Someone who causes people to masturbate.
Commonly used in songs making listeners think the singer is saying masterpiece

That girl is a straight up masterbeast!

Masterbeast by 119118117116115 September 26, 2017

masterbaste 

The act of basting something with ejaculate.

Dustin masterbastes his turkeys on Thanksgiving, why would one do such a thing?

masterbaste by TheFD March 3, 2011

Masterblaster 

Masterblaster, the legendary morning wake-up commonly practiced in Detroit.

Masterblaster is the first magnificent hit you pack into your stem; and you blast off to complete awake

rz47

"You ready for your masterblaster my dude?"
"Fuck yes I am"
"To the moooooooooooooon this morning"

Masterblaster by Pharmexist April 19, 2016