Masterhole

A Masterhole is an asshole that has mastered their craft at being the biggest asshole around, they are the master of all assholes.

Arthur is the Masterhole of this department!!!

Masterhole by #RaptorJesus October 23, 2014

masterhater

Someone that hates people who masterbate or purposely blocks them from doing so by stealing their porn or not allowing them to download, buy, or view any.

Mother: You shouldn't be reading Playboy!!!
Son: You masterhater!!!

masterhater by Neoni November 17, 2006

masterdome 

The greatest and largest weekly rave venue ever to hit Los Angeles in the late 90's thru 2001 venue in San Bernadino, CA. With 3 areas in Trance, Hardcore, and Drum N Bass. This venue was large enough to accomadate 3-4000 people weekly for over 20 months strong. If ever there was a rave venue that could pack week after week regarless of the show, it was The Masterdome. Long live... masterdome matt,

Whole *#!%, that party at the Masterdome last Saturday was freaking CRACKIN! I love raves!

masterdome by Masterdome Matt January 5, 2004

masturholidaying 

Spending the holiday season all alone.

What are you doing on Xmas?

Nothing, I'll be masturholidaying.

masturholidaying by Colonel Zap December 8, 2010

amazonian masterhood 

Phrase first coined by the great Al Bundy, referring to the oppressive dominance of life wrecking women. Led to the creation of No Ma'am, the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.

I'm sick of my ugly, lazy wife. I'm joining No Ma'am and taking a stand against amazonian masterhood!

amazonian masterhood by DirkD January 24, 2007

Masterbile 

To sexile your roommate in order to beat off. No contact with another living, breathing organism is actually involved.

God damn't! My roommate masterbiled me again. He should just get a girlfriend.

Masterbile by white thunda April 12, 2009

Masterhate 

The act of masterbating because you hate yourself. The desire to masterbate due to self loathing. The self love equivalent of "hate fucking".

I was so ashamed that I lost my job that I went home and masterhated.

Masterhate by JSteezy83 April 1, 2013