Urban Dictionary: Definitions by JSteezy83

asnoozive

the act of taking too many naps in order to avoid responsibilities

David became very asnoozive every time he was asked to watch the kids

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I was late to work because I am so asnoozive

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The act of masterbating because you hate yourself. The desire to masterbate due to self loathing. The self love equivalent of "hate fucking".

I was so ashamed that I lost my job that I went home and masterhated.

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A dumb ass trick who dates a guy because she thinks he is rich when he is actually poor.

I blew that dude cuz I thought he was rich, but it turns out he is poor. I am such a fools gold digger.

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When a mans thighs are so hairy that the thigh hair blends with the hair of the mans grundle, creating one continuous hair flow.

Hey sexy, I had fun last night but your thundle tasted funny.

Thundle by JSteezy83 December 16, 2008

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