That Sean's so sick man. He loves to nothing more than getting home, putting on his silk kimono and to Masterbache.
by Dave Woolham May 21, 2008
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by LifeguardSteve April 27, 2004
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That bitch is so maturbaceous.
by netteach March 14, 2003
Get the masturbaceous mug.Excited, pointless and always somehow self-referential verbal-diarrhea. (See ANY Tarantino interview.)
Not an example of usage, examples of actual masterblathering:
"You don't have to tell me how cool I am, listen to ME tell you how cool I am!"
"Did you see me at Madison's party? Everybody was waiting for me to do something cool, I know, but I made them wait until Madison was right next to me. Did you see it? I was SO AWESOME, dude!"
"So I watched this movie once called "City on Fire" at the video store they let me work at and I thought "Shit, nobody's seen this! If I can get Harvey Keitel and that funny-looking guy from Fargo I can totally rip off my first movie!"
"You don't have to tell me how cool I am, listen to ME tell you how cool I am!"
"Did you see me at Madison's party? Everybody was waiting for me to do something cool, I know, but I made them wait until Madison was right next to me. Did you see it? I was SO AWESOME, dude!"
"So I watched this movie once called "City on Fire" at the video store they let me work at and I thought "Shit, nobody's seen this! If I can get Harvey Keitel and that funny-looking guy from Fargo I can totally rip off my first movie!"
by ginsoak May 8, 2008
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by strife777 December 8, 2005
Get the Mastercheese mug.Someone who masturbates on a school camp (or on a camp in general.)
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Someone who masturbates more than twice a day.
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Someone who masturbates more than twice a day.
Guy #1: "Hey, did you heard (random name) was masturbating in his/her sleeping bag last night?
Guy #2: "OMG what a Masterbaiden!"
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Guy #1: "Dude, (Random Name) masturbated three times today!"
Guy #2: "OMG what a Masterbaiden!"
Guy #2: "OMG what a Masterbaiden!"
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Guy #1: "Dude, (Random Name) masturbated three times today!"
Guy #2: "OMG what a Masterbaiden!"
by Mr.WasSoTrue October 13, 2010
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