To jerk off in the bathtub. It only counts if you come in the bath water and continue bathing afterwards.
"Were you masterbatheing this morning when I came over?" "Yeah, and I've been skeeving all day from swimming in my own stew from."
by Smith Jerrod December 4, 2012
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Not an example of usage, examples of actual masterblathering:
"You don't have to tell me how cool I am, listen to ME tell you how cool I am!"
"Did you see me at Madison's party? Everybody was waiting for me to do something cool, I know, but I made them wait until Madison was right next to me. Did you see it? I was SO AWESOME, dude!"
"So I watched this movie once called "City on Fire" at the video store they let me work at and I thought "Shit, nobody's seen this! If I can get Harvey Keitel and that funny-looking guy from Fargo I can totally rip off my first movie!"
"You don't have to tell me how cool I am, listen to ME tell you how cool I am!"
"Did you see me at Madison's party? Everybody was waiting for me to do something cool, I know, but I made them wait until Madison was right next to me. Did you see it? I was SO AWESOME, dude!"
"So I watched this movie once called "City on Fire" at the video store they let me work at and I thought "Shit, nobody's seen this! If I can get Harvey Keitel and that funny-looking guy from Fargo I can totally rip off my first movie!"
by ginsoak May 8, 2008
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by cabbage206 August 15, 2009
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by matt1975 September 10, 2012
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Guy 2: From the sound of it, he ain't just masturbating, he's MASTERbating.
Guy 2: From the sound of it, he ain't just masturbating, he's MASTERbating.
by Sir Fizwheel Humperdink October 5, 2007
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Girl friend: Sam ... are you wacking off!!!!
Sam: Oh Shit!
Girl friend: Sam ... are you wacking off!!!!
Sam: Oh Shit!
by themanwiththeplan9192 April 4, 2010
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"Monkey Masterbation Spotting" has become a hobby in the South American State of illinois. A well known competitor in the sport of of Monkey Masterbation Spotting is Fred Phelps, a very vocal and fanatically religeous biggot.
"Monkey Masterbation Spotting" has become a hobby in the South American State of illinois. A well known competitor in the sport of of Monkey Masterbation Spotting is Fred Phelps, a very vocal and fanatically religeous biggot.
The monkey wrapped his primate hand around his primate pink penis, and masterbated furiously untill he fell out of his tree. Fred Phelps watched in glee as he photographed the event so he could show the pictures to his family.
by Gordon Freeman October 31, 2004
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