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Master Nap 

When you masturbate and the climax is forceful enough to knock one into slumber.

Invented by Jeremy from Boise.
"Dude, you look well rested."

"Ya, bro, that's because I took a master nap after school today!"
Master Nap by MasterNapper September 7, 2011
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Mastervaping 

The act of masterbating while vaping. Expert Mastervapers will ejaculate through Os.
Justin enjoys expert Mastervaping
Mastervaping by JoGael Piel August 20, 2016
The act - either planned or unplanned - of falling to sleep after masturbating.
I was just going to rub one out, but I ended up masternapping for an hour.

Bob's been away from his wife for two days, so he went upstairs for a masternap.
masternap by ScottNWDC June 9, 2011
Word of the Day on September 19, 2011

Masturnap 

To go to sleep or take a nap as soon as you are finished masturbating.
Patrick: Be back in a few hours.. masturnapping

Eric: kk
Masturnap by MuseOverdue October 3, 2008

Masternater 

A person who looks busy while the boss is around but does little to nothing otherwise.
Here comes Masternater, looking busy again, at least till the boss leaves.
Masternater by Jimnycrackcorn April 15, 2019
Where somebody goes and masturbates, then quickly falls asleep.
"gotta go masternap"

"*Fap Fap Fap Fap*

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzz...."
Masternap by Master Napper October 2, 2011

Masternate 

When you smoke too much weed then cough and throw up
Masternate: When you smoke too much weed then cough and throw up

Ex: Nate’s in the parking lot masternating again…..
Masternate by Caleb@oddly February 21, 2022
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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