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Master Nap

When you masturbate and the climax is forceful enough to knock one into slumber.

Invented by Jeremy from Boise.
"Dude, you look well rested."

"Ya, bro, that's because I took a master nap after school today!"
by MasterNapper September 7, 2011
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Mastervaping

The act of masterbating while vaping. Expert Mastervapers will ejaculate through Os.
Justin enjoys expert Mastervaping
by JoGael Piel August 20, 2016
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masternap

The act - either planned or unplanned - of falling to sleep after masturbating.
I was just going to rub one out, but I ended up masternapping for an hour.

Bob's been away from his wife for two days, so he went upstairs for a masternap.
by ScottNWDC June 9, 2011
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Masturnap

To go to sleep or take a nap as soon as you are finished masturbating.
Patrick: Be back in a few hours.. masturnapping

Eric: kk
by MuseOverdue October 3, 2008
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Masternater

A person who looks busy while the boss is around but does little to nothing otherwise.
Here comes Masternater, looking busy again, at least till the boss leaves.
by Jimnycrackcorn April 15, 2019
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Masternap

Where somebody goes and masturbates, then quickly falls asleep.
"gotta go masternap"

"*Fap Fap Fap Fap*

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzz...."
by Master Napper October 2, 2011
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Masternate

When you smoke too much weed then cough and throw up
Masternate: When you smoke too much weed then cough and throw up

Ex: Nate’s in the parking lot masternating again…..
by Caleb@oddly February 21, 2022
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