Definitions by Jimnycrackcorn

3401 

A 3401 is a person who was hired for a job knowing absolutely nothing but getting paid way more than the people he/she works with.

Looks like another 3401 is starting today boys, hired as an electrician but couldn't tell me the what color a positive wire should be. We're Screwed again!

3401 by Jimnycrackcorn November 3, 2023

fauxtongue 

When u go down on a women and use your fingers in place of the tongue because you don't like to eat pussy.

Ray was saying last night he used the fauxtongue, because he had bad pussy in the past.

fauxtongue by Jimnycrackcorn August 14, 2019

Big Fat Tony 

A friend that uses your stuff, eats your food and gives your alcohol away with no remorse or apologies.

Can u believe that Big Fat Tony ate my tots and gave away my Jeager and didn't even ask if I wanted a bomb! Dick!

Big Fat Tony by Jimnycrackcorn April 26, 2019

Trumpgina 

A person who over reacts and defends any criticism of Trump or the circus he has created.

I wouldn't mention anything to the Trumpgina or we will have to deal with the pissing and moaning the rest of the day.

Trumpgina by Jimnycrackcorn April 17, 2019

Trumpfulupigus 

A die hard Trump supporter who believes anything Trump says regardless of proof that he is lying.

Check out the Trumpfulupigus, he actually believes Trump's father was born in Germany when his birth certificate says he was born in New York!

Trumpfulupigus by Jimnycrackcorn April 16, 2019

Masternater 

A person who looks busy while the boss is around but does little to nothing otherwise.

Here comes Masternater, looking busy again, at least till the boss leaves.

Masternater by Jimnycrackcorn April 15, 2019

Dumfunkt 

When u try to say something and u loose your train of thought looking like a complete idiot.

I would like a bacon burger with cheese and some tots and cherry limeade please.

Sir, this is Pizza heaven and we do not sell burgers, tots, or cherry limeade. Seems u are "Dumfunkt" at the moment.

Dumfunkt by Jimnycrackcorn April 15, 2019