Mastemplate

Thr act in which a person doesn't know if they really like someone, so they masturbate while thinking about them or looking at a picture of them to see if they really like them.

Bro #1: Yo, dude, what are your thoughts on Maya, the new girl?
Bro #2: I don't know bro, I'll mastemplate about it tonight.

Mastemplate by HighschoolSophomore September 18, 2015

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masturplate

The process of making thoughts of great importance whilst masturbating.

I find solutions to most of my problems when I masturplate.

masturplate by Assaj February 19, 2011

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Mastemplate • masterplayer • Mantemplation • Masterlate • masterplating • masturplate • Master pratered

Masterlate

Late for something because you were masterbating

Why were you late for work?
I was masterbating so I was Masterlate.

Masterlate by CCdiemond September 13, 2014

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masterplayer

One person who masterbates while playing games

I walk in on my son being a masterplayer

masterplayer by condomchapion December 11, 2016

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Mantemplation

The thinking that a man does while he sits on the porcelain goddess.

I do my best thinking on the shitter. That's my mantemplation time.

Mantemplation by hu103 April 28, 2009

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masterplating

Masturbating while playing video games

Yo bro what are you up to? Aw you know man just masterplating

masterplating by WontonThePig March 6, 2017

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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