Mastemplate

Thr act in which a person doesn't know if they really like someone, so they masturbate while thinking about them or looking at a picture of them to see if they really like them.

Bro #1: Yo, dude, what are your thoughts on Maya, the new girl?
Bro #2: I don't know bro, I'll mastemplate about it tonight.

Mastemplate by HighschoolSophomore September 18, 2015

masturplate 

The process of making thoughts of great importance whilst masturbating.

I find solutions to most of my problems when I masturplate.

masturplate by Assaj February 19, 2011

Masterlate

Late for something because you were masterbating

Why were you late for work?
I was masterbating so I was Masterlate.

Masterlate by CCdiemond September 13, 2014

masterplayer 

One person who masterbates while playing games

I walk in on my son being a masterplayer

masterplayer by condomchapion December 11, 2016

Mantemplation 

The thinking that a man does while he sits on the porcelain goddess.

I do my best thinking on the shitter. That's my mantemplation time.

Mantemplation by hu103 April 28, 2009

masterplating 

Masturbating while playing video games

Yo bro what are you up to? Aw you know man just masterplating

masterplating by WontonThePig March 6, 2017