Definitions by CCdiemond

Masterlate

Late for something because you were masterbating

Why were you late for work?
I was masterbating so I was Masterlate.

Masterlate by CCdiemond September 13, 2014

Fakecitement 

When you fake excitement to someone.

GF - babe check out these new rug samples for the living room, Which one do you love the most?

BF - ...I .... Love them allll! :$

That's fakecitement

Fakecitement by CCdiemond September 12, 2014