Mantemplation 

The thinking that a man does while he sits on the porcelain goddess.

I do my best thinking on the shitter. That's my mantemplation time.

Mantemplation by hu103 April 28, 2009

montemplating 

The act of contemplating life and its mysteries while staring over the balcony of the claremont hotel.

"Oi bella is dunco okay??"

"Yeah he's just montemplating".

montemplating by Thebalconyponderer March 26, 2016