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mastah by Phil Swain December 25, 2003
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MASTAH
Arrogant, self-centered, pompous ass. Likes to run around lineage2world and think hes the shit because he stole his mommy and daddys credit card to donate. Cheater, lier, enveious of BigSexy, originating from stockholm sweden this rare breed likes to fuck goats in the ass a custom to some mastahs,all think that they PWN IRL if they punk some 13 year old on the forums. They usually do not travel away from their parents untill they are around the age of 35. When cornering a mastah they tend to cry like a bitch, and they portray homosexual tendencies though most die virgins because the slight downsyndrome look they posess. Scientific name : Magnus Olsen
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Mastah Village
Mastah Village, was created by a teenage from American Samoa, it went viral the day after he post about it, and it was a duet from tik tok.
Mastah Village by auleaga February 24, 2021
Drunken Mastah
The illusion that a drunk person gets when he or she is completely intoxicated and insists that they are sober.
Drunken Mastah by Doctor Eyeball October 27, 2009
beast mastah
someone. who fucks wit ppls mind.. and think they da shit.. but really they aint nuttin butta hoe..
talks behind ppls back.. and still kicks it wit them... dis bitches name is saweeney
talks behind ppls back.. and still kicks it wit them... dis bitches name is saweeney
beast mastah by some nigga January 31, 2005
mistah J
a stalker and deadly individual that preys on your weaknesses and anonymously invites you to your doom.
Rumored to be an E boy or fuckboi
Rumored to be an E boy or fuckboi
Stay away from Mistah J, he’s irresistible but toxic and can seduce your girl
Mistah J is the reason that new app “spoon” has a block feature
Mistah J is synonymous with mysterious yet for all the wrong reasons
Mistah J is the reason that new app “spoon” has a block feature
Mistah J is synonymous with mysterious yet for all the wrong reasons
mistah J by Wtf even is a username??! December 27, 2021
Mistah J
Junior Grimes. what bitches call him, old J is a notorious playa whom all the ladies can’t get enough of....
Aside from being a criminal wannabe, mistah J is likely the real given his mental illness and connections as well as fearless approach to getting shit done. A deadly adversary to society in the making is another way to describe him if you want to get technical.
Mistah J is what they call J, his other names consist of numerous types that I can’t list off the top of my head, grimes is the filthiest kid ever known. Beware the hair!
Aside from being a criminal wannabe, mistah J is likely the real given his mental illness and connections as well as fearless approach to getting shit done. A deadly adversary to society in the making is another way to describe him if you want to get technical.
Mistah J is what they call J, his other names consist of numerous types that I can’t list off the top of my head, grimes is the filthiest kid ever known. Beware the hair!
Example:
Mistah J is a real life criminal kid whom enjoys spreading fear and breaking hearts. No one like grimes who’s the king of crime!
J grimes is another term for mistah J but who gives a shit really
Mistah J is a real life criminal kid whom enjoys spreading fear and breaking hearts. No one like grimes who’s the king of crime!
J grimes is another term for mistah J but who gives a shit really
Mistah J by Postage it November 3, 2021
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