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A term used to insult someone who is cringe and a virgin. They hate memes and play fortnite. They have small dick energy and are disgusting tank man.
Person 1: “Hey have you talked to Josh lately?”
Person 2: “You mean Masonk? No he’s a too much of a virgin for me to handle.”
Masonk by Dysphoric-Asshole November 15, 2019
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masonrayparker

Three6’s annoying ass bot brother who always gotta ask in IG comments “wHO eLse hIGH AF rn?”
Me: *chilling, scrolling to the comments on IG*
Masonrayparker: “Who else high af rn”
NIGGA SHUT UP REPORT THIS BITCH ASS NIGGA
masonrayparker by Inmyfeelsfrfr February 24, 2020

Nick Mason 

The Drummer of the most amazing band ever, Pink Floyd.

He is a freaking awesome drummer and he will own any of you drummers. Any of you true Pink Floyd fans would think he's amazing, even though he's very unpopular. Everything should experience the rath of Mason's drumming!
It's fucking annoying, the lack of definitions for Nick Mason on this site.

Nick Mason owns any other bands drummers so all of you Jonas Brothers fans throw away your BOP magazines and buy Dark Side of the Moon. ;]
Totalling a car, especially in a spectacular manner, i.e. in a creek, head-on collision, etc.
"I can't believe you drove your car into a creek, do you think its fixable?" "Nah, its Mason'd for sure."
Mason'd by Garker39 March 2, 2021

Mason Effect 

A global phenomenon whereby unseasonably warm weather prevents snow fall in otherwise alpine wonderlands.
We have been so looking forward to our ski holiday in Austria at the end of the year but fear that the Mason Effect will leave us with no snow to ski on.
Mason Effect by Tunnel November 21, 2011

Mason The Martian 

Have you heard of Mason the Martian he makes the best videos
Mason The Martian by Rainy boiiii October 15, 2020

Steven zeb mason

Steven the big booty male that makes all men turn gay so they can pipe down on his gigantic butter ass as everybody calls him butterlord6969
Oh look at that guy with that big ass he is probably butterass aka Steven zeb mason
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