Masonator

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Is a guy, likey to be named Mason, but could have any name that begins with “M” is very happy and funny... but also mildly moody. He is a chronic masterbator. He never leaves his socks on, often leaving them at others houses on the floor. He an all around good friend.

Everyone needs to get themselves a Masonator!

Masonator by JAK1985 September 15, 2020

Words you can keep

Chief Masonator

Chief Masonator is a term used to describe "idiotic / challenged people".

Jack: Bro you're really acting like a Chief Masonator rn.
Kyle: Damn bro, you just called him a Chief Masonator, rekd.
Jack: Yeah he ordered a McBrewster shake instead of a McFlurry

Chief Masonator by Pok1ma3n3Thicccccccccccccccc!! November 8, 2021

Related Words

Masonator • Chief Masonator • mason story • Mangonator • malinator • Maloinator • Manatory • Maranator • Marinator • masonitractually

Matanator

A strong man

He was like Matanator lifting the bricks

Matanator by Matanator August 18, 2011

Maloinator

1) A teacher who beleives they are still a student
2) A person who does not understand the boundaries between being a teacher, and being a student.

The Maloinator crashed prom after party

Maloinator by Wizard123 May 12, 2009

massinator

the act of inserting ones fist and forarm into the vaginal cavity from the stand up bowling start position.

Damn it, Bobby did you see how that bitch was walking she must have got the MASSINATOR last nite.

massinator by THE Massinator April 21, 2010

malinator

a malinator is a person with a deep love for josh malina

oh my god did you see josh malina in The West Wing?!?? I’m a malinator now... he’s just so good.

malinator by malinatorrr October 5, 2020

Mangonator

A male that holds a mouthful of milk in their mouth, places a straw down their pee pee hole, and blows the milk into the hole and into their bladder. Then the person can piss the white substance over anybody, anything, or back into a glass for re-consumption (a real party favorite).

I hired a mangonator for your mother's birthday party.

Mangonator by nob May 11, 2004

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026