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Anyone who tells another person to put they're "mask on".
I ignored the shouts from the maskon as i walked through the automatic doors into the grocery store.
Maskon by JesterOthePines February 13, 2021
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masonrayparker

Three6’s annoying ass bot brother who always gotta ask in IG comments “wHO eLse hIGH AF rn?”
Me: *chilling, scrolling to the comments on IG*
Masonrayparker: “Who else high af rn”
NIGGA SHUT UP REPORT THIS BITCH ASS NIGGA
masonrayparker by Inmyfeelsfrfr February 24, 2020

Conscientious Masking 

To wear masks around people you don’t want to talk to in absence of a pandemic
simran: I notice pinku wears a mask on & off at work
jasmine: yea, she came up with “conscientious masking” so people she despises will stop talking to her eventually
Conscientious Masking by rtalati February 17, 2021

Maskomania 

A condition which causes people to become obsessed with making everyone wear a mask to stop the spread of the Coronavirus. It is Related to Coronaphobia.
Thanks to Menard's maskomania, they do not allow anyone to shop there without a mask, even if they have a medical problem that makes it difficult or dangerous.

"Yea, my friend has maskomania, he thinks everyone should wear masks in public to stop the spread of the virus. He is the same one who bought so much toilet paper that it took up his whole bathroom this March."
Maskomania by Mythcrusher October 17, 2020

Nick Mason 

The Drummer of the most amazing band ever, Pink Floyd.

He is a freaking awesome drummer and he will own any of you drummers. Any of you true Pink Floyd fans would think he's amazing, even though he's very unpopular. Everything should experience the rath of Mason's drumming!
It's fucking annoying, the lack of definitions for Nick Mason on this site.

Nick Mason owns any other bands drummers so all of you Jonas Brothers fans throw away your BOP magazines and buy Dark Side of the Moon. ;]
Totalling a car, especially in a spectacular manner, i.e. in a creek, head-on collision, etc.
"I can't believe you drove your car into a creek, do you think its fixable?" "Nah, its Mason'd for sure."
Mason'd by Garker39 March 2, 2021

Mason Effect 

A global phenomenon whereby unseasonably warm weather prevents snow fall in otherwise alpine wonderlands.
We have been so looking forward to our ski holiday in Austria at the end of the year but fear that the Mason Effect will leave us with no snow to ski on.
Mason Effect by Tunnel November 21, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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