JesterOthePines's definitions

Drop Phone

A "burner phone" combined with the hybrid concept of a "Bait Car" and "Trojan Horse". One might learn what it would be like "to be a fly on the wall" so to speak.

Having noticed it fall from my pocket the officer retrieved the drop phone as we walked away.

by JesterOthePines February 13, 2021

Maskon

Anyone who tells another person to put they're "mask on".

I ignored the shouts from the maskon as i walked through the automatic doors into the grocery store.

by JesterOthePines February 13, 2021

Tariffism

The strategic use of economic fear, threats, and surprise import taxes by a government to coerce compliance, punish dissent, or protect fragile national egos—often under the guise of patriotism, fairness, or “leveling the playing field.” Unlike terrorism, which weaponizes explosives, tariffism weaponizes spreadsheets and supply chains, inflicting psychological and financial trauma on domestic populations while claiming to target foreign bad guys.

Compare:

Terrorism: instills fear through violence

Tariffism: instills fear through rising prices and economic whiplash

Note:
Practitioners of tariffism are often immune to consequences due to their immunity from basic economics and their ability to print more money or blame foreigners.

When the administration slapped a 400% tariff on toothbrushes from Luxembourg, citizens began stockpiling dental floss in terror—a textbook case of tariffism.

by JesterOthePines June 4, 2025

dehumanitification

The attempted extermination of every Human Being Homo sapient man, woman and child altogether in totallity from existence.
The term describes an overarching contemporary Narratological agenda as currently implemented by satan through his minions.

The current dehumanitification of earth will have a continued negative long-term impact on the world economy.

by JesterOthePines December 31, 2019

maskat

A term used to describesomeone who asks another person where said persons mask is at.

Hey where is your maskat?

by JesterOthePines February 22, 2021

Dehumanitification

The attempted extermination of every Human Being Homo sapient man, woman and child altogether in totallity from existence.

Dehumanitification is a bad idea.

by JesterOthePines December 31, 2019

Dehumanitification

(noun)
/dē-ˌ(h)yü-ˌma-nə-tə-ˈfĭ-kā-shan/
The bureaucratically sanctioned, algorithmically optimized process of stripping individuals of dignity, empathy, and personhood, usually to make systemic abuse more efficient, customer service more unbearable, or war crimes sound like policy decisions. Often administered in sterile language by people in suits or screens in cubicles.

Field Applications:

Corporate: Referring to workers as "human capital units"

Government: Referring to civilians as "collateral damage"

Tech: Designing platforms where users are “data points” instead of people

Healthcare: "Patient throughput" as a higher priority than patient outcome

Related Terms:

Humanitization (archaic, banned in some HR departments)

Dignicide: The lethal form of dehumanitification

See Also:
Form letter condolences, call center rage, refugee quotas, drone strike approvals.

After calling the helpline and navigating 13 menu options only to be hung up on by a bot, Marcus experienced full-spectrum dehumanitification.

by JesterOthePines June 4, 2025