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Maskology 

The art of predicting what kind of person someone is, or what is presently preoccupying their mind, by looking at the type of face mask they are wearing in public places.
Thanks to maskology, it’s not hard to judge the heart condition of a masker: donning a mask without covering their nose; wearing a rainbow or pink mask all the time; painting a mask on their face that deceptively looks like they’ve put on one; or sporting a green or black mask with the ISIS logo on it.
Maskology by Covido March 10, 2022
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Manpology 

The act of not apologising, and just pretending that nothing happened.
John totally freaked out on me last night, but he gave me a manpology so I will pretend that everything is good.
Manpology by Kaiser Kittu October 15, 2010

Reverse Macology 

Reverse Macology is when you ask a friend to hook you up with someone they know, but they use helping you into helping themselves mac with the person you're interested in.
John: "Bro help me talk to susie shes so cute. "
Mike: "Me and her are mad close bro i got you. "
(Mike to susie)

Mike: "Yeo John thinks you look so good. "
Susie: "No way, like im so ugly."
Mike: "Na, Frfr ur ass is so fat you look so good."
Susie: "Omg you think so fr ??? Why didnt u tell me before. I think ur cute too lets go out."
(Mike to self) "Fuck i just did reverse macology to bro John"
Reverse Macology by EazyEli February 24, 2017

messology 

Someone who constanty sourounded, by engaged in, hot mess a practioner of hot messology
Even though the stripper wore her smart glasses to court and buttoned her blouse up to her neck,the judge still saw through her messology.
messology by todtv October 27, 2011
MARYOLOGY - definition: overthinking something starting far in advance in order to best prepare yourself for an upcoming event. discussing an event or project with absolutely everyone you talk to in order to gather as many outside opinions and insight about the subject. to complete all planning of an event or project... at least 6 months before the beginning of the event or project.
Question: How do you get all your party planning done so early?

Answer: Maryology.
Maryology by Mary Detwiler February 6, 2010
Contraction of the Greek words 'Magos' (literaly, Magic) and 'logos' (Knowledge). refers to the study of magic, in the same way Zoology refers to the study of Animals.

Pronounced "maj-oh-low-gee"

related Terms:

Magologist (one who studies Magic)
Why does this school not offer Magology 101?
Its a welsh vally religion

Maryologists belive that the vallys is the only place in the world. They call there towns countries.

Some times the countries start war against each other.

The religion was found by Flash Jordan.
Flash Jordan was chosen by the god Mary to spread the word of Maryology by writing a bibble and building a church made out of gold.
Maryology by Matthew westcott February 10, 2008
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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