John: "Bro help me talk to susie shes so cute. "
Mike: "Me and her are mad close bro
i got you. "
(Mike to susie)
Mike: "Yeo John thinks you look so good. "
Susie: "No way, like im so ugly."
Mike: "Na, Frfr ur ass is so fat you look so good."
Susie: "Omg you think so fr ??? Why didnt u tell me before. I think
ur cute too
lets go out."
(Mike to self) "Fuck i just did reverse macology to bro John"