Manpology

The act of not apologising, and just pretending that nothing happened.

John totally freaked out on me last night, but he gave me a manpology so I will pretend that everything is good.

by Kaiser Kittu October 15, 2010

Manpology

Not to be confused with a true apology (acknowledging harm done, taking responsibility, and vowing to do better), a Manpology is a way of pretending to be remorseful once caught at sexual harassment, infidelity, or any number of wrong-doing by males. The elements of a Manpology may include, are not limited to:

"I was just kidding."

"I'm sorry if your feelings are hurt."

"I didn't mean to."

"I would never do such a thing."
"I have daughters of my own."

Governor Cuomo held a press conference to make a public manpology to the six women he sexually harassed while in office

by American Moor March 13, 2021

Reverse Macology

Reverse Macology is when you ask a friend to hook you up with someone they know, but they use helping you into helping themselves mac with the person you're interested in.

John: "Bro help me talk to susie shes so cute. "
Mike: "Me and her are mad close bro i got you. "
(Mike to susie)

Mike: "Yeo John thinks you look so good. "
Susie: "No way, like im so ugly."
Mike: "Na, Frfr ur ass is so fat you look so good."
Susie: "Omg you think so fr ??? Why didnt u tell me before. I think ur cute too lets go out."
(Mike to self) "Fuck i just did reverse macology to bro John"

by EazyEli February 24, 2017

mapologist

A persn that studies and makes maps.

I was not sure which direction to go so I consulted a mapologist.

by mr map April 15, 2008

Maryology

MARYOLOGY - definition: overthinking something starting far in advance in order to best prepare yourself for an upcoming event. discussing an event or project with absolutely everyone you talk to in order to gather as many outside opinions and insight about the subject. to complete all planning of an event or project... at least 6 months before the beginning of the event or project.

Question: How do you get all your party planning done so early?

Answer: Maryology.

by Mary Detwiler February 6, 2010

Manoogy

Manoogy:loser, square.......someone you don't want to hang around!

girl 1 :hey did you see richard?
girl2: yeah, he is such a manoogy
girl1: I know, lets ditch him

by Foxay Cleopatra May 24, 2009

Manthology

A collection of men as a history of someone's previous relationships. Also you can have ideal manthologies of who you would like to sleep with.

Originated from someone saying anthology wrong, as she had never heard of one.

Example - Girl 1 had a manthology that consisted of Brad, Jake and Tom.

Example in converasation - 'That ho has a huge manthology, while that girl hasn't started hers yet.'

by Jacque le pak May 17, 2009