Maskerbator 

An individual devoid of reason and logic that tries to shame rational people into wearing a useless paper mask,especially in outdoor environments.

“Hey,let’s go give that jogger a hard time because he’s not wearing a mask outside”
“Go to Hell Karen....you’ve become nothing but a useless Maskerbator“.

Maskerbator by Skydash February 8, 2021

Maskerbator 

One who wears a surgical mask to protect oneself or others from the coronavirus in a situation where it is essentially impossible to spread or contract the disease.

“ I was driving Down the highway the other day and I saw a maskerbator out for a walk.”

Maskerbator by Don Labios April 7, 2020

Maskerbator 

A person who wears a mask in an unnecessary setting. Such as alone in a car, walking outside alone,etc

Did you know John is a Maskerbator? SE him in his car maskerbating like a total loser…

Maskerbator by Pugilist408 November 5, 2022

Maskerbating 

Wearing a mask while completely alone

Before I even realized it, I was maskerbating in my car yesterday!

Maskerbating by Photoist July 28, 2020

Matzerbator 

That one potato head in the chat room that constantly spams and lies about himself.

Matzerbator : "I really love erections, who doesn't, right?"

Matzerbator by Slade666 October 1, 2016

Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR) 

n;stored mental images to which one masturbates. abbrv - PMR.

see also spankbank

That girl is so hot. I am entering her into my Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR)

Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR) by optic_fuel August 27, 2008

chronic masturbator 

A person who masturbates more than 3 times a day, and cannot go a day with out masturbation.

Friend: Bro! did you hear that Johnny filled up a 2 little jar with cum.
you: ya I heard he is a chronic masturbator 1

chronic masturbator by MexicanPog November 16, 2020