Mashet 

Pronounce: Mash-et The act of becoming completely intoxicated and subsequently belligerent, often resulting in memory loss

I don't remember shitting on your carpet bro, I was fully mashet.

Mashet by IdidntknowRobwashere August 14, 2021

mashitah

A short, beautiful, intelligent, mature woman who cares about others. Loves to give but doesnt like to receive. Is hip but doesnt notice. Obsessed with cute things and has a cute yet not annoying giggle.

I just saw Mashitah playing with kids at the playground. She's cute!

mashitah by Mashieeee March 29, 2019

Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day 

Another name for Thanksgiving. Coined by Tourettes Guy's Dad when everyone brought mashed potatoes to Thanksgiving.

What is this, Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day?

Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day by longsnapper93 December 30, 2010

Idahoan Potato Masher 

A common sex position in Idaho where a man puts a potato into a womans anal cavity and proceeds to pound her ass until the potato is finely mashed.

Dude, I just gave that bitch an Idahoan Potato Masher!

Idahoan Potato Masher by datllamaoverthere May 17, 2016

Machete momma 

A machete momma sports a junglelike body hair or pubic bush that may require a machete to get through.

Harriet was a machete momma who never shaved her body hair.

Machete momma by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

Mashton

a bromance between Michael Clifford and Ashton Irwin from the sexy amazing and talented band 5 Seconds Of Summer

oh look there is a Mashton moment

Mashton by 5sos August 31, 2013

machetiquette

Showing proper form, manners, and etiquette while wielding a machete.

Just chopping through things is barbaric. Jason Vorhese on the other hand has machetiquette!

machetiquette by Travesty October 8, 2021