Mashete 

When something is turned up or popping or hot or cool

Dude that was Mashete

Mashete by definerman2020 October 16, 2020

Machete momma 

A machete momma sports a junglelike body hair or pubic bush that may require a machete to get through.

Harriet was a machete momma who never shaved her body hair.

Machete momma by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

Macheteraped 

When a nigger, swagger, sagger, or ghetto bitch get anally stabbed with a machete, they are macheteraped.

That sagger was stabbed in the anals by a 3 ft machette.

His pants were too low to protect his disgusting dirty black ass, thus he was macheteraped!

Macheteraped by Fukaface! May 31, 2018

Steady Your Machete 

To tell someone to calm the fuck down, like to cool your pool or calm your farm

Tony: I AM SO FUCKED!

Cool Guy: Steady Your Machete!

Steady Your Machete by Aidony October 30, 2010

Machete 

A long dick- I mean, a long metal sword that is longer than a pen- I mean knife. It is often use for se- hunting!! It can cut through as- grass.

I stabbed my retarded friend with a machete

Machete by OneFuckingMachete October 2, 2019

machete 

spanish word for fucking big ass knife

dude isnt that fucking big ass knife you have a machete

machete by vayne arelius February 13, 2010

Mutton Machete 

Penis.

See that bird over there. She's a horny bitch..I am going to fuck her with my mutton machete tonight when it's rock hard

Mutton Machete by Course Work January 11, 2012