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dick, penis (In Puerto Rico, usually seen in reggaeton lyrics)
"Maseta papi, maseta"
maseta by boricua en la luna April 1, 2009
Related Words
maseta • maserati • masta • Masktard • maceta • mastadon • Mashtag • Mastard • Maleta • Manetary
A large, heavy shit. Must be hard, ungiving, and must make a large splash when it hits the water. A direct translation is "flower-pot", so you see the connotation.
"Come look at the maseta I dropped!"
maseta by pedro romero June 21, 2005
The point where existence isn’t based off biological life.
“Yo I wonder when the maseta will occur”
Maseta by Depop40 December 4, 2022
A Girl That is Beyond Beautiful No Other Women on the Planet Can't Match Her Beauty.

A Very Sexual Women That Loves To Be Tamed but also a very highly intelligent women and strongly independent.

An Adorable Girl You Want To Meet in Your Life and never ever want to let go.

A Song Written By Famous Musician Sketch A Peaze

A Latin Name That Means Queen or Beautiful Soul
Person1:Hey How's That Hot Girl your talking to.
Person2:Oh That was Maketa she is a amazing person inside and out.
Person1:Man! She is Sexy Hot Your a Lucky Dude Bro!.
Maketa by I.S Akbar March 12, 2021

masktake 

A mistake when wearing a mask. Typically associated with consuming alcohol.
Amie felt like such a fool when she caught herself sucking down her 3rd margarita when her mask was still up. She was just being Covidvgilent by pulling her mask up in between sips like she has been conditioned to do - masktake... Although she kept drinking. Drew poured her a stay-cup
masktake by the comand'r February 14, 2022

masktard 

A person who doesn't question authority and mindlessly complies to mandates (not laws) given by left authoritarian government, to the detriment of personal autonomy, freedom, jobs, livelihoods. Their own mantra of "my body, my choice" goes out the window, because their fear and devotion to compliance overrides your rights as a free citizen to choose for yourself. They insist you must do as they do or you're a selfish grandma-killer, which betrays their faith in the mask's effectiveness in the first place.
I was just going about my business and this masktard got in my face and lectured me about not wearing a mask.
masktard by asenath7766 September 22, 2020
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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