masden

the dark overlord created from sif's hatred, he can control the undead and the darkness. he is the father of maia, the wife of sif. he has hundreds of undead and darkness influenced minions and he plans to rule the world. sif stands in the way of this so he plans to declare a dark a war so he can end it all

masden killed my village with his undead army

by sifsand November 28, 2011

Masden

Masden is a unique name. She is one of the greatest friends you'll ever have. She doesn't try to make anyone mad over any circumstance and always brings a smile to your face, somehow. She is beautiful and very very smart. She is nice to everyone, but she knows when to be real with someone. She is strong and has a good heart. She overcomes all tough obstacles, sometimes without a stumble. She is so so talented and blessed with many wonderful things in her life. She is a great person.

See Masden over there? She so fly.

by Laura Bethhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh July 9, 2011

square marden

Jackie Chan's comical mispronunciation of Madison Square Garden in the bloopers of Rush Hour 2.

I always dreamed to square marden.

by toph bei fong is awesome May 24, 2011

Maidenless

An affront of considerable discourtesy which derives its roots from the computerized game Elden Ring, which was distributed to the common people by the computerized game developing company which goes by the title of FromSoftware on the 24th of February in the year of 2022. It is commonly employed to proclaim the lack of bitches or hoes of any gent whom thou hast a particular interest in jesting with, regardless of his true martial status.

Distinguished gent #1: Thou art an utter buffoon
Distinguished gent #2: L + maidenless + tarnished + no runes + touch grace + can't dodge + unfit to graft

by Squambo March 7, 2022

Maidenless

The lack of having maidens.

Widely popularized by the game Elden Ring.

Don’t hate me cause I’m not Maidenless Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some Maidens on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Tarniiissshed

by Thic.jonney March 8, 2022

Masten

Kurzform für Masturbieren

Alter, ich war den ganzen Tag am masten...

by schneebii October 16, 2019

Madden King

1. Adj. Person disposition which is constantly angry.
2. N. A person usually adult who acts like a gangster and usually living in their mothers house, usually has children and no job and plays video games frequently.

1. Adj. explaining the character of a friends "attitude" whom constantly overacts. "Madden king slaps girlfriend over making him get killed in call of duty"
2. N. A person living at home with parents freeloading. "Madden king still hasn't left home."

by Ghostly bear August 30, 2013