marden

he is a man who owns a store and people have caught him masterbating behind his desk

he also probaly keeps children in his storage locker.
he is a wild beast who roams around his shop ready to pounce on children who come in.

marden is very feisty

by ur nan is my grandad January 09, 2019

marden

he is a legend. he works in a comer store and he likes the kwik wank every so often but do not mess with him because he hides a shotgun under his counter fully loaded.

in going to visit marden

by Ggggggggggghhhh March 13, 2019

Marden

A proper fucking gimp

Your such a marden joel

by WhiteWillyBilly June 21, 2018

square marden

Jackie Chan's comical mispronunciation of Madison Square Garden in the bloopers of Rush Hour 2.

I always dreamed to square marden.

by toph bei fong is awesome May 01, 2011

Steavy Marden

1.A person who loves the 13 inch black penis and who masterbates to black males at friends houses 24/7
2.A person who will never get laid
3.A complete douch ass bag

P.S. dont take this shit seriously its just a joke and if any one named Steavy Marden sees this im not talkin about him im talking about my friend Stevie

Dude dont be a steavy thats gay.

by Danny February 19, 2005

Marden you

Marden me is a definition for saying pardon you!

Mark-*sneezes*
Bobby- marden you

by Gabbyisdaveat November 02, 2019

Pulling a marden

1. Listening to Music (for more than an hour) while simultaneously perusing Facebook!

2. Having no ability what so ever to type...like zero ability

Bob: Hey man what you doing
Jennifer: I am not a man
Bob: oh sorry my bad...hey girl what you up to

Jennifer: Nothing much just pulling a marden

Bob: Oh ok thats cool. Hey are Katie and Ben facebook Official yet?
Jenniffer: hmm no from my facebook stalking so far there are no notifications of such a relationship..by the way this new song from Lil wayne is amazing
Bob: you are definitely pulling a Marden

Bob:

by Pixar June 29, 2009