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marden

he is a man who owns a store and people have caught him masterbating behind his desk

he also probaly keeps children in his storage locker.
he is a wild beast who roams around his shop ready to pounce on children who come in.
marden is very feisty
by ur nan is my grandad January 9, 2019
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marden

he is a legend. he works in a comer store and he likes the kwik wank every so often but do not mess with him because he hides a shotgun under his counter fully loaded.
in going to visit marden
by Ggggggggggghhhh March 13, 2019
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Marden

by WhiteWillyBilly June 21, 2018
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marden

Mr. steel your girl whit a really big penis
Lost my girl yesterday to a marden
by briandillerfarfraglostrup April 24, 2017
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Marden you

Marden me is a definition for saying pardon you!
Mark-*sneezes*
Bobby- marden you
by Gabbyisdaveat November 2, 2019
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Marden fish & chip shop

Also known as hells fish and chip shop. A place where your bound for an early grave if you eat the chips
Sarah: "Hey Jim, wanna go to the Marden fish & chip shop?"
Jim:"I would no sooner eat the ungodly food stuff under the oven."
by murphoman May 29, 2010
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square marden

Jackie Chan's comical mispronunciation of Madison Square Garden in the bloopers of Rush Hour 2.
I always dreamed to square marden.
by toph bei fong is awesome May 24, 2011
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