Macist 

Practicer of Macism.

He was such a macist.

Macist by Dr.Delete October 21, 2004

Macist 

Related to the term Fascist, a Macist purchases and displays their Apple products with an air of superiority to others around them. Macists don't realize how blindly they buy into corporate ideology. Macists internalize the advertised aesthetic of progress and happiness and ignore others around them.

Always a serious Macist, Julie bought the new iPod. She also bought the newest soft case to cover it. Once home, Julie used it listen to Dave Matthews while operating her iGasChamber--part of the iGenocide kit.

Macist by Mark Roop December 7, 2010

Chinnifer Maniston 

What people on the internet magazines call the overrated, self-absorbed "actress", Jennifer Aniston, who's chin in MASSIVE with a huge head that is too big for her body, has a broad nose, small rounded, beady eyes that have an inward curl, no cheekbones (Her face is FLAT!), and an okay-shaped body. A complete butterface! Other nicknames are Jawnifer, Jennifer Anusstain

Chinnifer Maniston is too busy feeling sorry for her pampered self to consider the suffering of those with REAL problems while Brad and Angelina are helping those in need!

Chinnifer Maniston by fags-in-the-shower May 18, 2006

Maniston

A term used in the celebrity gossip community to denote Jennifer Aniston and her manish appearance. Used in a derogatory manner by those who dislike her.

Brad definitely made the right decision when he dumped that square-jawed Maniston.

Maniston by cupcake princess May 3, 2006

Macsturbator 

1. A self-righteous, blindly optimistic, and outspoken proponent of Apple products.

2. An Apple Fanboy.

Adam: "I LOVE my Mac. OS X is PERFECT! That's why it NEVER gets viruses!"

Bob: "No, OS X doesn't gets viruses because 98% of the world uses PCs, Macsturbator."

Macsturbator by CleffedUp July 31, 2009

Best Manister 

When the Best Man of a wedding is also the officiant

Jay surprised everyone at the wedding by making his brother the best manister.

Best Manister by Kizzler May 6, 2013

Macintosh Plus

One of the founding fathers of vaporwave. Also known as Vektroid. A E S T H E T I C B A B Y

>Hey man did you check out that new song by Macintosh Plus?
>Yeah, it's very A E S T H E T I C

Macintosh Plus by aidan9030 February 27, 2017