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Macist

Practicer of Macism.
He was such a macist.
by Dr.Delete October 21, 2004
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Macist

Related to the term Fascist, a Macist purchases and displays their Apple products with an air of superiority to others around them. Macists don't realize how blindly they buy into corporate ideology. Macists internalize the advertised aesthetic of progress and happiness and ignore others around them.
Always a serious Macist, Julie bought the new iPod. She also bought the newest soft case to cover it. Once home, Julie used it listen to Dave Matthews while operating her iGasChamber--part of the iGenocide kit.
by Mark Roop December 7, 2010
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Chinnifer Maniston

What people on the internet magazines call the overrated, self-absorbed "actress", Jennifer Aniston, who's chin in MASSIVE with a huge head that is too big for her body, has a broad nose, small rounded, beady eyes that have an inward curl, no cheekbones (Her face is FLAT!), and an okay-shaped body. A complete butterface! Other nicknames are Jawnifer, Jennifer Anusstain
Chinnifer Maniston is too busy feeling sorry for her pampered self to consider the suffering of those with REAL problems while Brad and Angelina are helping those in need!
by fags-in-the-shower May 18, 2006
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Maniston

A term used in the celebrity gossip community to denote Jennifer Aniston and her manish appearance. Used in a derogatory manner by those who dislike her.
Brad definitely made the right decision when he dumped that square-jawed Maniston.
by cupcake princess May 3, 2006
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Macsturbator

1. A self-righteous, blindly optimistic, and outspoken proponent of Apple products.

2. An Apple Fanboy.
Adam: "I LOVE my Mac. OS X is PERFECT! That's why it NEVER gets viruses!"

Bob: "No, OS X doesn't gets viruses because 98% of the world uses PCs, Macsturbator."
by CleffedUp July 31, 2009
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Best Manister

When the Best Man of a wedding is also the officiant
Jay surprised everyone at the wedding by making his brother the best manister.
by Kizzler May 6, 2013
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Macintosh Plus

One of the founding fathers of vaporwave. Also known as Vektroid. A E S T H E T I C B A B Y
>Hey man did you check out that new song by Macintosh Plus?
>Yeah, it's very A E S T H E T I C
by aidan9030 February 27, 2017
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