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Mastorakis 

noun...A form of entertainment at a party where the party is the entertainment. As the night progresses the mastorakis usually becomes more outrageous, wild, immoral, and secretive between the party goers remaining.

Originally referred to the outrageous parties thrown by the famous Greek director Nikos Mastorakis. People would show up and become spectators at his elaborate parties at this palatial mansion on a Mediteranean island.
Sit down, shut up, and enjoy your mastorakis!

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Haven't you had enough mastorakis yet?

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Did you see the mastorakis that went on in the hot tub?
Mastorakis by JennOaz June 8, 2010
Related Words

Mastogasm 

The act of two people (prefersbly male). One male in the doggy style position with and erect penis, and another male with and erect penis to insert his penis into the others anus thrusing in and out. The male receiving the penis now has to finger the givers anus. The male giving it has to masturbate the others penis.
Scott & Tom you guys have to have mastogasm!
Mastogasm by clit123 August 1, 2012

Mastoralectomy 

The removal of a mother's tit from their child's mouth
All insurances should cover a mastoralectomy for every person (especially guys) at the age of 18, if not before.
Mastoralectomy by CupkacKole October 26, 2011

masterasta 

Describing the strong, positive expression of Rastafarian belief and culture. Commonly used by gormless middle-aged white dudes who also say things like "gormless".
Shit man, <spliff> do you remember that Aswad concert at the Rainbow? <cough> That was some serious masterasta
Mastora is a being who thinks they are more important than everyone else however they are not loved by their mother.
I hate people who are mastoras
Same I’d hate to be a mastora
Mastora by Tamzino September 3, 2020
a very not fun person, she tries to eat others tacos for no reason and tries to get invitations to things she isn't invited.
"omg you're having tacos can I come?"

" no you are not invited mastora"
mastora by anonymous February 19, 2025