Masto 

One of a small number of fans who rabidly gather around the author of the internet "tour de shite", THE MASTODON DIARIES.

Can be identified by their badge number and their incessant squealing on many forums (namely livejournal and any x-files dwelling place) but never producing anything of importance to the rest of society. Much like their favorite author. Also referred to as sheep.

If you love the Mastos then we promise to love you too! Squee! OMG!111!!eleventyone11!!1!!!1!1!111

-or-

If I were a Masto, I could qualify to draw a crazy check each month from the government.

Masto by BridesMaid August 9, 2004

masto 

Masturbation - polishing the bishop!

I am engaging in vicious masto!

masto by Ian Chode May 6, 2007

masto 

to masturbate.

"Yo, I'm gonna go masto now so don't come in."

masto by omgomgomg!!! May 5, 2010

Masto 

A abbreviation for masturbate/masturbation

The girl told me she had a nice masto

Masto by Paizzy June 3, 2018

Masto Bro

Nerdy die hard fans/bloggers on the social media platform Mastodon. They will vehemently defend their overcomplicated echo chamber platform by pointing out how 'easy' it is to use with 27 paragraphs of instructions on finding the appropriate decentralized server. They will then be willing to commit Seppuku to prove their point with a masto post of the act including a content warning for food because there is a plate of spaghetti in the background next to their can of Mt. Dew Code red and dakimakura pillow on the bed.

When the Masto Bro saw a random Bluesky post about Mastodon, he went into a 27 post tirade on how it's better than every other platform.

Masto Bro by Wizzardfan June 17, 2024

John Marston 

The main protagonist in Red Dead Redemption, he used to run with the Van Der Linde gang before being left to die by Dutch Van Der Linde. In rdr1 he is forced to hunt down the outlaw Bill Williamson by government agents.

Some quotes from john marston include:
"YOU EAT BABIES"

John Marston by Snake142 February 3, 2019

John Marston 

An outlaw who can't fucking swim.

John Marston learned he couldn't swim by the bad way.

John Marston by Mrnorrator November 16, 2020