Masao 

When you fuck an asian girl and your dick gets stuck in her very tight pussy, while she moans like a bitch begging for more.

Masao! Masao! Get the lube call a doctor.

Masao by Vanguts February 28, 2009

masao 

hottest person to ever exist

masao😻

masao by ISHSKSJSJSJJs June 30, 2022

masao fukuda 

1. Masao Fukuda is a funny guy. he likes to drink beers (actually he's probably an alcoholic). He is a great and loyal friend. He likes to take naked pictures (he is a pervert) and thinks he's funnier than everybody (but shao is way funnier). He is well dressed (except the avocado panties), talented, smart, cool. Everyone wants to be friend with him. Also he's a bitch but that's okay.

2. (verb) to be masaoed : to be snitched by someone you trusted

1. I am glad to have a friend like Masao Fukuda

2. guy 1 :"oh my god... how does my mom know i'm stealing her money?"
guy 2:"looks like your brother masaoed you!"

masao fukuda by gordonsan November 22, 2021

Masahiro Sakurai 

The living definition of the Japanese workforce. Complete workaholic who will do everything possible to finish a project, all without any regards for their own health. He will work his hands down to the bone, then down to the marrow, then he will get prosthetic arms just to continue his work, if he hasn't died from stress yet. Masahiro Sakurai will pour his soul into anything and everything until he has no soul left, then pours in some blood and flesh for good measure.

Jesus fucking christ Masahiro Sakurai, please I'm begging you. Sleep, for once.

Masahiro Sakurai by The_Jamijach December 11, 2018

Madao 

Madao is the master of the park. A creature with a beard and sunglasses. It sits in the park all day without work.

'Look there he is, Madao'

Madao by Gary Geronimo November 23, 2021

Madao 

'Madao' is a word with a series of meanings, based from the manga 'Gintama'. The word bears many different meanings, but they are basically shortened Japanese phrases.

Even though this is not an actual name, in the anime, Taizou Hasegawa, a formally employed government worker would be referred as one, and many of the main characters would refer to Hasegawa as "Madao", though it is unknown which of the many meanings of madao Hasegawa is referred as. Kagura and Shinpatchi are the characters that would address Hasegawa as Madao, though there are some instances that they wouldn't.

1.(ma)ru de (da)me na (o)ssan: good-for-nothing old man
2.(ma)jide (da)ssai (o)yaji: the really uncool old man
3.(ma)ssa ni (da)rusou na (o)yaji: really uncool-looking old man
4.(ma)ttaku (da)rakushite (o)ssan: really depraved old man
5.(ma)zui (da)shi to (o)age: horrid bean curd
6.(ma)ttaku (da)ijobu ja nai (o)kyaku: customer who's really not all right
7.(ma)tomo ni (da)karetakunai (o)toko: men no one wants to date
8.(ma)ji de (da)kaetai (o)toko: man one seriously wants to date
9.(ma)ttaku (da)masenai (o)toboke: fool who unconvincingly feigns ignorance
10.(ma)ssugu ikite no (da)inashi na jinsei na (o)jisan:
old man who lives as he wants, but accomplishes nothing

1. 'Get out, madao!'
2. 'Check out that madao, trying to act so cool.'
3. 'What a madao.'
4. 'I pity that madao.'
5. 'We should throw this madao out.'
6. 'Call security, we have a madao here.'
7. 'That Madao's so old-fashioned.'
8. 'I'm not hooking any madao up!'
9. 'I'm not convinced, madao.'
10. 'That madao is never going to get anywhere in his life.'

Madao by (x.x) February 15, 2010

Hit me in the curry and call me masala 

This is a word that makes no sense. It is how Asian people confuse their enemies in a fight. E.g. Hey you, don't punch me in the face. Just Hit me in the curry and call me masala. Whilst their enemy is confused the Asian makes a run for it. This is a funny and confusing phrase because it makes no sense.

E.g. Bro allow me, just Hit me in the curry and call me masala.

Hit me in the curry and call me masala by Mr AsianMan July 26, 2018