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Noun;
To partake in sexual activities.
A code word for sex first coined by Finnish author Tove Jansson, author of the Moominvalley novels from 1945 to 1971.
To do mymla with a significant other.
We played mymla during the after party.
It is recommended to use protection or contraceptives when having mymla.
by The_Jamijach September 28, 2020
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The living definition of the Japanese workforce. Complete workaholic who will do everything possible to finish a project, all without any regards for their own health. He will work his hands down to the bone, then down to the marrow, then he will get prosthetic arms just to continue his work, if he hasn't died from stress yet. Masahiro Sakurai will pour his soul into anything and everything until he has no soul left, then pours in some blood and flesh for good measure.
Jesus fucking christ Masahiro Sakurai, please I'm begging you. Sleep, for once.
by The_Jamijach December 12, 2018
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To have sex with yourself when you are horny.

For males, stroking your erect penis with your hand. If not with your hand, then rubbing your penis on something else like a pillow can be done for a lesser effect. A climax will result in a wave of pleasure and ejaculation of semen, also referred to as cum

For females, the act of rubbing your pussy - often your clitoris at the top - with your fingers. This can include pushing one or more of your fingers into your vagina. If not with your hand, then most phallic shaped objects can be used to penetrate. Vibrating objects can also achieve an equal effect. A climax will result in a very large wave of pleasure.

Masturbation is done by just about everyone and it has been for millennia. You shouldn’t feel guilty by masturbating; it’s a completely natural process that relieves stress. In fact, it’s likely you searched this for the sole purpose to masturbate, so here’s a story:

Dinner had gone by, and Gabriel was just lying in bed, still tired from school. He decided to let his mind wander: The beauty of space, Izabelle the cute female of his friend group, what wonderful literature he could write, the endearing looks of Izabelle, how she wore a really short skirt once that revealed almost everything.

Gabriel was infatuated by that girl. He removed his pants as he imagined lewd thoughts, like putting a baby in Izabelle on her own bed, whatever it may look like. He couldn’t confess his feelings now, all he could do is masturbate.
Gabriel opened the drawer in his night stand which contained lube and tissues, all kept hidden from his parents. He pulled down his boxers letting his modest cock out. He opened the bottle and applied lube to his anxious cock and began stroking. Each rub had a resounding *shlick* so he tossed a blanket over him to muffle the lewd sounds.

Gabriel focused on the lovely stimulation as he imagined more perverted fantasies of Izabelle. He couldn’t help but moan with each breath as his penis was feeling more appreciated. It was like Gabriel was in a dream masturbating in bed thinking of his love, but everything was real. Gabriel felt so good yet he yearned for more. He got up on his knees and began thrusting his hips into his curled hand, still imagining Izabelle’s virgin holes. The stimulations on his thrusting penis was rising and he could feel that warmth flow through his body.

Gabriel knew what would happen next.

He thrusted while stroking his cock as fast he could, and moaned in pure ecstasy. He could feel that absolute pleasure spreading up the shaft to the tip. Gabriel let out an orgasmic groan as a stream of cum shot onto the bedsheets from his happy penis. He continued to slowly stroke as more spurts of cum were let out.
Once the pleasure ceased, Gabriel hung sighed in perfect relief. There were streaks of semen on his blankets, but he let it be, instead deciding to go right to sleep in the dirty nude.
I hope this made u want to masturbate, and ur welcum if u were!
by The_Jamijach June 21, 2020
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