Marylande 

Usually a girl - not to be confused with the Mid-Atlantic state, Maryland. Commonly mispronounced as "Mary-lawn-day", people with this name will become frustrated with always having to correct you and have parents that think they are "trendy" or "hip". If you have this name you may become friends with people with awkward names such as La-a (La-dash-a) and Lawasha/Ladrya. Marylande's will usually shorten their name to Mary or use a childhood nickname for simplicity.

Teacher: "Devin?"
Classmate: "Here."
Teacher: "Sarah?"
Classmate: "Here!"
Teacher: "Mary... lawnday...?"
Marylande: "Actually it's just Mare-uh-lend, the e is silent. You can just call me Mary."

Marylande by Marylande March 13, 2020

Maryland Point 

(n) the point at which the quality of a design is sufficiently bad, that it becomes good.

I think the Maryland flag is so bad it has reached the Maryland Point

Maryland Point by Reddit made me July 4, 2015

Maryland 

You know you're from Maryland if.
Going on vacation means going to Ocean City for the weekend.
You live within 10 square miles of snobby white people ghetto black people and rednecks.
You can't have french fries without either vinegar or old bay seasoning
Battle of the Beltways is infamous with the rivalries between the Baltimore and Washington D.C sports teams
You get annoyed when people say your from the south
You get annoyed when people say your from the northeast
You went to Port Discovery as a child
You took Maryland state history in the 4th grade
If you don't play lacrosse you know at least 20 people who do.
You always wear sun glasses regardless of what the weather is like outside.
You have broken up a crab before.
You know at least 5 people who are or were in the Navy.
You know what gogo music is.
A weekend road-trip means either going to historic southern Maryland or Downtown Annapolis.
You grill seafood regularly
You hate everything about Northern Virginia
You know a handful of people who work for the government.
You have worn your state flag in some way shape or form.
Every time you go to a large chain restaurant you see at least two people wearing suits.
You went to Sandy Point State Park as a child and thought it was really exotic.
You have been cut of by a car with 20,000 dollar rims on a 2,000 dollar car.
School gets closed for an inch of snow
You either have or have known people who work at Six Flags for their summer job

" Hey Jerry what state are you from ?"
" I'm from Maryland. "

Maryland by Silverfalcon May 20, 2013

Maryland 

A little bit of everywhere else, plus an ass ton of Old Bay seasoning.

Maryland is the only place where you can purchase Old Bay flavored potato chips.

Maryland by mandarinmarie September 19, 2005

Maryangel 

Meeting her will change your life forever :(

Maryangel is just everything you could ever wish for in a person :)

Maryangel by Todito February 25, 2020

Maryline 

1. Maryline is a woman who sets her own definition - a woman of power, principled, individualistic, self-conscious, eccentric, and creative. When in love, an incorrigible romantic, a miserable poet; in a fit of fury, her voice echoed like a damning curse of an ancient goddess; when happy, she strolls in pride and everything else considered nuisance by any standard, looks like a harmless ant.

2. Someone who holds and practices a very sophisticated, transcendental view towards life. Her way of life is a matter of complete freedom within the boundary that she won't hurt others nor set anyone in a cage. Within her circle, you won't feel the circle: you'd feel unconstrained and at ease being yourself.

3. A divine name. The spelling "Maryline" is a rare variation of "Marilyn", elaborated from "Mary" which means Star of the Sea (latin: Stella Maris) - an ancient title of the Virgin Mary.

Example: I know what kind of person this is: she is a complete Maryline!

Maryline by eyster sauze November 27, 2019

maryland effect 

When something is so bad, that it is frighteningly good.

Coined after Maryland'a state flag being so butt ugly that it's beautiful.

"Dude look at that broad over there"
"The blonde? Shit she'a a piece."
"Nah, the one next to her."
"Damn she's ugly. But something about her makes me want to get dirty with her."
"Thats the Maryland Effect for you"

"I wouldn't take cocaine since it would fuck my life up bro"
"It's already fucked tho"
"Wait If I take enough, and get fucked enough, can I unfuck my life? Like the Maryland effect?"
"Not sure it works that way dude. Try it."

maryland effect by The_Fartocle December 24, 2016