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Marrsing 

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the act of taking credit, stealing, swooping or hijacking a sale that someone else worked hard on and used the BEP to feed ones own family. This act is done out of pure greed and normally stolen money is only to go towards a 'Benz payment
"Looks like Jane is Marrsing somebodys sale right now.... savage."

"I worked so hard on that sale and then it got Marrs'd."
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Marringle 

A married person who behaves like they are single.
My husband hangs out at the bar cruising other women. They think he's single. He's actually marringled.
Marringle by suzgirl November 3, 2016
The act of sticking a mars bar into ones vagina/anus/any other inappropriate cavity of the body besides the mouth, then eating it.
1. HER: "Hey you have a bit of chocolate in your teeth"

HIM: "Oh, yeah, I was just marsing my girlfriend."

2. HIM: "Wow, your vag tastes like mars bar."

HER: "Yeah, that would be because I was recently marsed."
Marsing by Hong Long September 26, 2009
The act of smushing your nuts against someone. It derives its name from the fact that Marzipan is made from mushed nut paste, and also it functions as a parallel to "mooning."
He was just marsing his gym teacher, do you think he'll get expelled?!
Marsing by FrankYuji March 1, 2018

Marrying up

The act of snagging a spouse that is way out of your league
Rita is incredibly smart and hot. Tom is definitely marrying up by snagging her.

Bruno Marsing 

When you are a wing man and you "catch a grenade" for a friend.
Chauncey, I'm totally bruno marsing tonight.
Bruno Marsing by chauncey0828 October 1, 2012