A slang term originating after two students were caught in a bathroom of a North Western Pennsylvanian high school having gay sex. To "get expelled" is to have gay sex in a bathroom.
Example One:
Person 1: knocks on bathroom door... "What the hell is taking so long man? I gotta go!"
Person 2: "Hang on bro, I'm getting expelled in here and it's pretty awesome!"
Example 2:
Person 1 "Hey there sexy, what do you say me n' you get together later and get expelled?
"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'