Marsing

The act of sticking a mars bar into ones vagina/anus/any other inappropriate cavity of the body besides the mouth, then eating it.

1. HER: "Hey you have a bit of chocolate in your teeth"

HIM: "Oh, yeah, I was just marsing my girlfriend."

2. HIM: "Wow, your vag tastes like mars bar."

HER: "Yeah, that would be because I was recently marsed."

by Hong Long September 26, 2009

Marsing

The act of smushing your nuts against someone. It derives its name from the fact that Marzipan is made from mushed nut paste, and also it functions as a parallel to "mooning."

He was just marsing his gym teacher, do you think he'll get expelled?!

by FrankYuji March 1, 2018

Marsing

Male response to stimuli as a result of the culmination of all thoughts and ideas which may influence a man's perception at any given time. Often contributes to serious miscommunication, especially with the opposite sex.

Thanks for taking out the trash. I mean that exactly, don't go marsing it up on me.

by JeniJeni August 17, 2015

Bruno Marsing

When you are a wing man and you "catch a grenade" for a friend.

Chauncey, I'm totally bruno marsing tonight.

by chauncey0828 October 1, 2012

Marringle

A married person who behaves like they are single.

My husband hangs out at the bar cruising other women. They think he's single. He's actually marringled.

by suzgirl November 3, 2016

Wal-Marting

The act of entering a Wal-mart between the hours of 11PM-5AM not to purchase any items, but to solely observe and/or record the actions and behaviors of the middle to lower class late night shoppers. Usually done for entertainment purposes or internet documentation. Act upon with caution, for the consequences of this action may result in one or many of these symptoms: Life-long emotional or physical scarring, Diabetes, Upset Stomach, Violent eruption of bowels, or lose of friends.

"Dude! Let's go Wal-Marting!"
"Naw man, everyone seems to have some weird leg disease"

by CVRTProductions July 31, 2011

partner marking

Wiping the juice from ones sexual organs on to there partners skin or clothing to leave there mark/scent to alert others there in a relationship and to keep away

Sarah... Does partner marking work?

Amy... Yes he'll stink like a ripe kipper

Sarah... I think tom's cheating on me, and his out with his pals tonight.

Amy... Partner mark him! Wipe your fanny juice on his clothes, and any women who speaks to him will know his in a relationship. Partner marking works everytime

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015