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je mange les petits enfants 

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.
"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."
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A person in a state of extreme depression, but memeified.
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margerund 

A word that is a noun but that functions as a verb. The inverse of a gerund.
Examples of margerund usage:
1. I am googling the definition.
2. Do you Yahoo?
3. Please parent your child.
4. Phone me.
margerund by Thechoop-verified July 17, 2018

Marangely 

Beautiful, kind,smart, caring girl who is weird and funny and will always be there to make you feel better. Doesn't matter what mood you're in or what mood she's in. She's a real catch, you better snatch her up!
Look at how nice and caring she is, she'd make a great Marangely
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Mange Newts 

pronounced (mahnj nootz) for all you cakes

Simple Translation: Eat Nuts

Mange - (Butchered Slang Italian for Eat)
Newts - (Testicles)

Usage:

1. Fellatio

2. Displaying that you are fed up with someone (male or female).
1. Fellatio

"She was manging newts and my ex girlfriend called"

"Ya bro she manged"

"She can def mange newts!"

2. Being fed up

"That guys a yogurt bro, he can fuckin mange newts"

"You don't wanna go to Fairbanks (strip-club)? Mange newts buddy"

or Simply "Mange"

april margera 

One of the most understanding parents ever (aside from Tom Green's)
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april margera by Zoe March 8, 2005